TBAY: BIC LIGHTER (mercifully short)

[Dan Feeney]

No: HPFGUIDX 66982

Sneaking in under cloak of darkness and dust jacket, Real Spoiler 
stood looking over all the ships. What a dreary, lonely night, for a 
dreary lonely person, Spoiler thought. What we need is a BIC LIGHTER, 
something to illumate the darkness, is just for a moment. And to 
light a "healthy cigarette." But this immediately gets Spoiler in 
trouble. The VICE SQUAD appears, and they have the last word on such 
things. "Put it out, put it out. And we're confiscating your lighter 
to boot! Back to the darkness, where you belong!"

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