An American baseball reference?

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 68207

My beloved Chicago Cubs are in a slump and now Corey Patterson, the 
great center fielder, is out for the season.

So, I feel like Ron, rooting for the Chudley Cannons.

WAIT A SECOND.

Ch-udley Cannons.

Ch-icago Cubs.

Now just a gosh-darned minute!

Darrin
-- Once broke up with a girl because she wouldn't stop calling Sammy 
Sosa, "Sally So-so"