OOP Filk: At the first meeting of Dumbledore's Army

[Suzanne Chiles]

No: HPFGUIDX 68939

This is my first filk, so please be gentle ;-)

Sung to Cole Porter's "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" from "Kiss Me Kate"
http://midihaven.addr.com/midi/deb/brushupyourshakespeare.mid

Dedicated to the great filk writer Caiss Marcius

DA Students:

Since You-Know-Who-o came back last year
We know that there is a lot to fear
But fear won't help when the bad guys come
We've got to be ready for the scum
Our training so far has been spotty
Our professors have been rather dotty
And this Umbridge is just the awfulest
We know we won't pass the our OWLS test.

So we haven't got much knowledge
To know how to kick their bum
And we need you, Harry, to tell us
So we don't have to succumb. 

Harry and Hermione:

Brush up your dark arts
Defend against them right now
Brush up your dark arts
Because you must learn the know how

Harry:
Just throw out a quick Expelliarmus
And know that Lord Voldie is gonius.
If a death eater tries to AK you
A banishing charm is overdue.
And if they attack you with Crucio
You can conquer them with an Incendio.
Brush up your dark arts
And they'll all kow tow.

DA Students:

Brush up your dark arts
Defend against them right now
Brush up your dark arts
You must learn the know how

Hermione:

And if Bellatrix taunts you with baby talk
A Jelly Legs Jinx won't let her walk.
When a Malfoy will try to torture you
A well-placed hex will bid him quick adieu.
If old Umbridge sends you some dementors
Your patronus will kick them like centaurs.

All:
Brush up your dark arts
And they'll all kow tow. (Confundus)
And they'll all kow tow. (Alohamora)
And they'll all kow tow. (Obliviate)
And they'll all kow tow.