I Love the 80s - Mr. and Ms. Order of the Phoenix

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 69712

Hey, it's the R-Babe and the D-Man, bringing you Mr. and Ms. Order of 
the Phoenix. We know you'll find a way to restrain yourself.

Now entering the anti-SHIP zone.

He... spent 12 years locked away in Azkaban for a crime he didn't 
commit. Ehh, don't drop the soap, kid! Then he got out, reunited with 
his godson and found himself trapped in his old mudda's house. Then, 
he fell through some veil-thingy and fricking DIED! Whoa.

She... also did some time in Azkaban, and came out just as pissed off 
as ever. She's got a hubby, but anyone else think she wouldn't mind 
helping old Lord Thingy a few other ways, oh! Uses real bad curses on 
kids and sent her dear old cousin spinning through the veil-thingy. 
Man, what a bitch. Never trust a woman with "trix" in the name.

That's right, Sirius Black and Bellatrix Lestrange are Mr. and Ms. 
Order of the Phoenix.

Darrin and Rachel
-- They are cousins, you sickos! Stop it! Get it out of your head!