I Love the 80s - Mr. and Ms. Order of the Phoenix

[Claire]

No: HPFGUIDX 69786

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "darrin_burnett" 
<bard7696 at a...> wrote:
> Hey, it's the R-Babe and the D-Man, bringing you Mr. and Ms. Order 
of 
> the Phoenix. We know you'll find a way to restrain yourself.
> 
> Now entering the anti-SHIP zone.
> 
> He... spent 12 years locked away in Azkaban for a crime he didn't 
> commit. Ehh, don't drop the soap, kid! Then he got out, reunited 
with 
> his godson and found himself trapped in his old mudda's house. 
Then, 
> he fell through some veil-thingy and fricking DIED! Whoa.
> 
> She... also did some time in Azkaban, and came out just as pissed 
off 
> as ever. She's got a hubby, but anyone else think she wouldn't 
mind 
> helping old Lord Thingy a few other ways, oh! Uses real bad curses 
on 
> kids and sent her dear old cousin spinning through the veil-
thingy. 
> Man, what a bitch. Never trust a woman with "trix" in the name.
> 
> That's right, Sirius Black and Bellatrix Lestrange are Mr. and Ms. 
> Order of the Phoenix.
> 
> Darrin and Rachel
> -- They are cousins, you sickos! Stop it! Get it out of your head!

Darrin & Rachel:

If you take your act on the road, I wanna be there when the SHIP 
sails!

Thanks,
Claire (thinking Bellatrix would be well suited as another "trix" 
with black leather and a whip!)