(FILK) O.W.L. Test's Aren't Easy
Gail Bohacek
gandharvika at hotmail.com
Sat Jul 12 21:13:35 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 69769
O.W.L. Tests Aren't Easy
(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _It Don't Come Easy_ by Ringo Starr)
Midi, well, I looked for one, but they all stink, so I'm not gonna
bother...I hate it when Midis play differently than the original. I hope
you know the tune.
Dedicated to the man himself, Ringo Starr, who turned 64 this past Monday
(forgive me, Ringo, for forgetting your birthday!)
And to Phyllis, who, back in the day, was one of the chicks singing, "We
love you, Ringo, Oh yes we do..."
Harry and Ron:
Those O.W.L.s aren't easy, we're told those O.W.L.s aren't easy
Fred and George:
The pressure is severe for those in their fifth year
'Cause those O.W.L. tests, they aren't easy
You will want to skive the classes that they'll give
By the end you'll feel queasy
When O.W.L.s come around it's a big nightmare
Crying and breakdowns, but that is only if you care
McGonagall:
If you're serious and if all of you practice
Then the O.W.L. tests will be easy
An essay you'll write, better do it tonight
So you students should get busy
Harry and Ron:
Forget about free time, the pressure's on now
The work they've assigned we will have to finish somehow
Snape:
Only the best who pass enter N.E.W.T.s Potions class
And those O.W.L. tests, they're not easy
But until that time when we say our goodbyes
I'll make sure you feel uneasy
I've come to expect a high pass standard
If you're not perfect my displeasure will come down hard
Harry and Ron:
Want to go outside but our work is piled high
And these essays, they aren't easy
Now Hermione will not help us study
Says these O.W.L. tests they aren't easy
-Gail B...good ol' Ringo...the Neville Longbottom of the Wizarding World.
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