TBAY: FADE

[SnapesSlytherin at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 70701

Captian Oryomai stood up.  "Sara-ELL, I think you're right.  We *are* under 
attack!"

"What?  By whom?" Sara-ELL looked through her Omnoculars.

Oryomai's eyes narrowed.  "Oh, it's another stab in the dark at Severus's 
character.  It isn't too serious - it's not like *Darrin* has attacked us here - 
yet *peers out at the normal list and sees Darrin gleefully typing away at yet 
another anti-Snape post 'Good!Slyth?' he laughs 'Ha!  More like 
I'mAnEvilEvilPrat!Snape!''*."  Oryomai shakes her head.  "Well, I suppose I'll deal with 
him later.  But back to what I was saying:  This Little Florence and her SCARF 
are saying that our dear tormented Severus *abandoned his family*!"  Her angry 
voiced echoed through the Bay.

"I think they heard that at the MAGIC DISHWASHER headquarters..." Diana 
muttered.  

"I hope they did.  I hope that liar did, too!" Oryomai fumed.  "Where the 
*HELL* does she get her canon?!?!?  I have seen nothing to indicate that Severus 
was ever married - let alone to that Florence girl.  Oooh, I'm gonna take that 
SCARF and wring it around her lying little neck!"

"You might wanna calm down, Captian," Sarah-ELL said quitely.  "I don't think 
they take too kindly to murderers around here..."

"Well, they tolerated AlmostMurderer!Sirius! Oh, but I guess that was because 
he tried to kill Severus!!!" Oryomai snapped.  "But...I suppose you're right. 
 Okay, let's look at the claim, her "facts": This Lil Flor says 'It was 
downhill all the way from there; the broomsheds, the unfashionable wedding; no 
guests, no presents. Honeymoon in the Leaky Cauldron. So much for the bright 
lights and high life he promised.'  D'ya hear that?  Says that Severus "seduced" 
her mother with OUR CANON!  'Says that he told her he was a "misunderstood 
character"'.  Of course he is!  He's the most misunderstood in the whole series.  
She says Severus was applying for jobs because of the lack of money!  Claims 
Severus.... oh, I can't take it!  I think I'm gonna have to go talk to this 
Little Florence myself!"  Oryomai stood up and began to walk toward the wheel.

"Do you think Kneasy will let you get to her?  After all, you're not the 
calmest member of the boat right now." Jens replied.  "And you *did* threaten to 
kill her.  Do you want to be Barty Crouch and just kill people?"

"Right.  Okay.  Ah!  Got it!  I've got what her story is missing!"  Oryomai, 
who had sat back down, stood up again.

"And that is?" Sara-ELL prompted.

"HIS DEATH EATER DAYS!!!" Oryomai shrieked.  "If he had a family and was out 
and about gambling, losing all their money and all that jazz - WHEN WAS HE A 
DEATH EATER?!??"  She paused.  "Unless...Veritaserum makes a person tell the 
truth as they know it, right?  Maybe Florence told Lil Flor that Severus was out 
gambling and such when really he was Death Eating.  Florence wouldn't want 
her darling daughter to know about her own Death Eating days... And for that, 
why would a normal good girl marry a Death Eater unless she was one herself, eh? 
 I give you FADE - Florence: A Death Eater?"

~*~*~Oryomai~*~*~
--No offspring of Florence were hurt in the writing of this post.  :-)


[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]