The student reaction to the tooth incident
bluesqueak
pipdowns at etchells0.demon.co.uk
Wed Jul 16 19:26:21 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 70935
Darrin:
> The fact remains, he [Snape]didn't lift a finger to help her, nor
> did he show the slightest hint of caring whether her teeth grew to
> the floor.
Darrin, let me explain something to you.
In words of one syllable: Snape. Is. A. Git.
No, he didn't rush to help Hermione, and instead insulted her.
That's because gits don't do that sort of thing. Even if they *are*
teachers. Further, in Britain, teachers get fired because they are
unable to teach, not because they are sadistic gits. In
fact, 'sadistic git' is an unofficially-recognised teaching style
[grin].
[Personally, I've always found it more intriguing that Snape,
without an audience, does rush to put the injured kids on stretchers
and take them straight to the hospital wing (PoA)- but that's
another discussion]
<Snip>
Snape behaves in a matter no
> other teacher would and a student calls him on it. Of course, Ron
> found himself with a detention for his trouble.
Err, lets rephrase this, Darrin. Snape behaves in a manner that no
other teacher *at Hogwarts* would. Except for Umbridge, of course,
who tortures students and leaves permanent physical scars. And
possibly Lockhart, who is happy to leave a student to die when he's
told information that might save her. Oh, and Quirrel, who tries to
curse a student off his broom. Did I leave out Lupin? He's a nice
guy. Apart from his delaying nearly a term and a half to teach Harry
how to handle the Dementors who keep attacking him, and then
agreeing to have himself chained to a student on the night of a full
moon.
Hagrid, of course, routinely injures his students (but doesn't use
sarcasm, so that's OK). McGonagall is another 'fair' teacher; she
takes as many points off the kids for being out of bed late in PS/SS
as she gives them in OOP for revealing Voldemort to the world. And
she also gives them a nearly fatal detention in the Forbidden
Forest, which is supposed to be too dangerous for students to enter.
Dumbledore, that example of goodness, thinks it's OK (in CoS) to
have students basilisked nearly to death rather than sending them
home.
And you complain because Snape is *sarcastic* to his students and
delays 10 seconds in sending a child to the hospital wing? [grin].
Or do you mean that Snape behaves in a way that no RL teacher would?
Because most large (and many small) British senior schools have at
least one Snape (Mine certainly did). And if their students get good
exam results, they are tolerated. In Britain, you see, sarcasm is a
regular occurrence. If your response to it is to burst into tears,
then you are going to be heavily handicapped in adult life. Best to
learn how to deal with sarcastic comments in school.
> It is close, but not quite the case. Harry and Ron clearly take
> off on Snape after the tooth incident in a manner not seen before.
> Screaming, cursing, insulting.
And they get a detention for it. Life's unfair, ain't it? Or would
you prefer that life's unfairness should come as a total shock to an
18 year old?
By your system children will have been carefully educated to believe
that their peers may be violent, bigoted and unfair, but those in
positions of authority are all fair, reasonable, listen to your
point of view and are attentive to the psychological needs of others.
To which, I have one word. Fudge.
[I could also think of a few RL examples, but this is a public forum
and I might get sued ;-) ]
Syd:
> > This thread started, I believe, by your contention that Hermione
> must have been told the Snape-Trust-Thing because otherwise she
> > would have... what? Told her parents, who would have, uh...
> filed a lawsuit in muggle court? Taken her out of school?
>
Darrin:
> We're talking about a girl who has shown an ability to outsmart
> adults and concoct devious plans. No, I don't believe there would
> have been anything as mundane as a Muggle court, but a complaint
> would have been filed, which as you said, Dumbledore might have
> ignored.
>
> Which leaves Hermione to her own devices, which, as we've seen
> with Lupin, Rita Skeeter, Umbridge, the Polyjuice Potion, are
> considerable.
I doubt it, Darrin. A complaint *would* have been completely
ignored. In fact, Hermione's parents might well have ignored it as
well. 'Yes, dear, he's a git. Some people are like that.'
Look at Hagrid's reaction in GoF, when Harry repeats Snape's line
about 'Potter has been crossing lines ever since he first arrived at
this school'. Does he leap to the roof in horror? Nope. Hagrid's
reaction is a mild 'Said that, did he?'. Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione
laugh. [GoF, Ch. 22, p. 341 UK edition.]
Snape's a git, kids. Learn to laugh at him. Dumbledore is far more
likely to have sat Hermione down and explained that some people are
just like that, than to have given her personal details about
Snape's life and times.
Oh, and then he would have explained that planning deadly revenge
for sarcastic comments in front of a few schoolkids is a little out-
of-order. Skeeter published deliberate lies in a national newspaper.
Snape made an off-the-cuff comment in front of a few kids. Is it
really the same level of insult?
>
> I said it was possible Hermione received a visit from Dumbledore,
> explaining matters a bit, and that is why she has not only let it
> go, but continues to defend Snape on no firmer ground
> than "Dumbledore trusts him."
>
> Dumbledore trusted Moody as well, and he trusted Lupin, who
> failed to reveal all he knew about Sirius, and he thought James,
> Sirius and Pettigrew were just ordinary students. Dumbledore can
> be fooled,which Hermione well knows, yet she still has taken his
> word? No, it doesn't fit.
<Snip>
> It adds up to Hermione knowing something she's not telling the
> boys, which there is also a precedent for.
>
> It could very well be she has done research on her own. Or, she's
> been let into the know by D-Dore.
Or possibly Hermione is just using her formidable intelligence.
Dumbledore trusts Snape. So far, Snape has attempted a counter-curse
on someone trying to kill Harry; has bounced into a room containing
both a werewolf about to transform and someone he thought was an
escaped mass murderer in order to protect kids he doesn't like; has
revealed his criminal DE past to Fudge ( who hauls people off to
Azkaban on suspicion alone ) in an attempt to convince Fudge that
Voldemort is back.
Dumbledore found out he was being fooled by people's *actions* (like
Fake!Moody kidnapping Harry). Snape's *actions*, when people's lives
are *really* being threatened, all justify Dumbledore's trust.
Perhaps Hermione is smart enough to recognise the difference between
being a git, and being an evil git. ;-)
<Snip>
>
> Actually, in the real, U.S. world of courts, ...<Snip explanation
of how the Malfoy's complaint would have proceeded in the U.S.>
> Since you are so interested in making sure the purity of these
> debates are not clouded by the anonymity of the Internet, I'm an
> journalist covering education issues for a daily newspaper and
> have seen such lawsuits and results of lawsuits.
In the United States, Darrin. Having spent time in both countries, I
can assure you that Britain and the U.S. are *not* the same country
and do *not* necessarily see the same things as desirable or
important. The legal system is most certainly not the same; I've
seen U.S. attourney's make comments about people accused of a crime
that would have them disbarred here. Conversely, Americans would
probably be open mouthed in shock at the power of a U.K. judge to
stop the press making any comments at all about an upcoming trial.
Arguing about the unreal world of the Potterverse by the real world
of the U.S. courts/education is fraught with danger; JKR is not from
the U.S., has never lived in the U.S., and is most unlikely to have
based any of her world on the U.S. legal system, or the standards
prevailing in the U.S. teaching profession.
<Snip>
> But didn't Hagrid rush Draco to the hospital wing, carrying Draco
> himself? Perhaps the comparison to Snape lies there?
Again, I would point out that when faced with real, genuine injury
(Ron's injury in PoA) Snape also puts everyone on stretchers and
gets them to the hospital wing. Also, unlike Hagrid, Snape rarely
seems surprised or unprepared when people get injured in his Potions
classes. He's got a dangerous subject, he knows that, he usually
seems to have the appropriate antidote on hand. Or recognises that
this is more than he can deal with, and the student should go to the
hospital wing.
Hagrid didn't seem to have any first aid equipment ready in a class
dealing with potentially dangerous creatures. So who exactly *does*
come out better in the Snape/Hagrid comparison?
Hagrid is kind. Snape is a git. But whose class is the more
dangerous? Who generally shows the best judgement when dealing with
student injuries? Students are scared of Snape's classes because of
his unfairness and his vicious tongue. Hagrid's classes routinely
get students cut, burned, gored ...
So if Snape was relaxed enough about Hermione's fight injuries to
make a sarcastic comment about them, do you think she was suffering
the equivalent of possible concussion? Or the equivalent of a black
eye?
>
> Syd:
> > JKR shows us what she thinks of beaurocratic, infantilizing
> >officials that write up reports on teachers and treat children
> like hothouse flowers. I think Umbridge would just thrive on your
> lawsuits and schoolboards and post-traumatic stress councelling
> reaction to the tooth incident. One five second event with no
> harm done, and it would give her yet another whip-hand to hold
> over her staff, preserve Hermionie in her proper place as a
> trembling ninny who needs an adult to help her with every crisis,
> and generally make hay for controlling beaurocrats everywhere.
>
Darrin:
> No other teacher behaves the way Snape does, so it is a fallacy to
> say that this brave new world of yours exists as a statement
> against modern education bureaucracy.
See above. Teachers like Snape exist in RL, there are teachers more
dangerous than Snape in Hogwarts.
Further, this is also a novel, which have slightly different rules
than the rules in real life. I would not expect a novelist to hand
me two characters who behave exactly the same. Even Fred and George
display subtle differences.
*None* of the teachers in Hogwarts behave the way any other teacher
does. Flitwick is kindly, McGonagall strict-but-mostly-fair,
Trelawney dippy, Lupin wants his students to like him, Madame Hooch
is matter-of-fact, Hagrid is learning the job as he goes along ...
To say in a fictional, created world that 'no other teacher behaves
the way Snape does' is a fallacy. Fictional characters (especially
fairly major ones) are supposed to be distinct.
[And has anyone spotted a student at Hogwarts who has the same name
as another student? Ever considered how unlikely that is, in a
school of several hundred kids? ;-) ]
>
> But I also believe a teacher's freedom to run his or her classroom
> does not extend to ignoring and/or insulting injuries suffered by
> innocent bystanders in fights. And any teacher who feels it does
> could stand a bit of oversight.
>
Well, there we go back to 'Snape is a git'. And the question of: are
we talking the equivalent of possible concussion, or a black eye or
a skinned knee? In one you hurry the kid off to the nurse as fast as
possible, in the other you know it's safe to delay a minute or so.
Incidentally, Darrin, could you explain to me how Snape *knows* that
Hermione is an innocent bystander? He arrived after the event and
has a group of kids all insisting that each of them attacked the
other. We're talking Miss 'steal Potions ingredients, plan to let
off fireworks in class and attack a teacher' Granger here. *Harry
and Co.* know that they're the attacked party. Snape has no way of
knowing that.
> And the point of the theory is that Hermione would have dealt with
> the situation in her own way, and Dumbledore, clearly realizing
> this was not necessarily a good thing, pacified her with
> information.
I would not think that the situation was remotely serious enough to
justify Dumbledore releasing confidential information about a
teacher to a student. Snape insulted a student; this isn't quite in
the same category as an out-of-his-mind Lupin having a psychotic
werewolf episode in the school grounds.
> Hermione clearly can handle what Snape throws at her. I'm saying
> she shouldn't have to and I sincerely doubt Snape has such
> character-building exercises in mind when he does it.
And there we disagree. Hermione does have to learn to handle what
Snape throws at her. Do you think the pureblood wizards are always
going to blatantly shout 'mudblood' at her? Or are the Malfoys and
their ilk just going to make comments about her 'bushy' hair, her
big teeth? 'their kind don't set much store by punctuality'. [that's
the Dursley's about wizards, but it's the same kind of indirect
insult that all bigots produce].
I repeat, if Hermione's reaction to sarcasm and insults is to burst
into tears, she is going to be *seriously* handicapped in adult
life.
As for doubting that Snape has character-building in mind - have you
not considered yet that Snape's childhood nickname was 'Snivellus'?
Exactly how far did crying get *him* in the sympathy stakes?
Additional insults, that's what it seemed to get him.
It's possible there may be some character-building 'I had to learn
to deal with this stuff and you are darn well going to learn to deal
with it as well' in his mind.
Or maybe Snape is a git. ;-)
Pip!Squeak
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