notreallynew!Snape Theory: KING OF SPAIN

[starry765]

No: HPFGUIDX 71014

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "sophineclaire" 
<metal_tiara at h...> wrote:
> ---> 
> > And sophineclare: if you can write an other Moxy Fruvous-inspired 
> > theory to "My Baby Loves A Bunch of Authours," more power to 
> you. ;)  
> > (Not really a fan of them; I'm more of a Tragically Hip girl 
> myself.)
> > 
> > -starry765-
> 
> Not so much a Theory but a statement:
> 
> MY BABY LOVES A BUNCH OF AUTHORS
> 
> Miserable Youth! Brought About By Yelling (Lack Of Valentines 
> Suspected), Always Bullied Under Nefarious Castle Headmaster Only 
> Freaky Admirers Understand The Heroics Of Reviled Severus.
> 
> or
> 
> Mispent Youth Brought About By Yearnings, Lack Of Venerable Estate, 
> Sees Authentic Backers Under Nefariously Cunning Hedonist. 
Obviously 
> Forgiving, Albus underestimates The Hatred Of Redeemed Severus!
> 
> See, he went into the Dark Arts  to expand his mind and make some 
> cash. However, the only Dark Wizards available to him do to his 
> status couldn't kill a fly if their life depended on it. Word is 
> spreading around the Syltherin Common room that Voldemort is THE 
guy 
> to go to, if you can prove yourself. Fast forward to the meeting 
> between SS and DD. Severus is going to be one angry guy. On top of 
> being bullied while at hogwarts and being the KING OF SPAIN he 
could 
> pretty well be part of the group that's trying to save James and 
> Family. Fast Forward to OotP and we can see just how much DD 
> underestimated Snape's anger.
> 
> -SophineClaire

Wow....I honestly didn't think it could be done.....I guess I've been 
underestimating you guys.  Sorry....;)

And I think your theory is pretty good.