chapter titles for the DADA text/evil characters who hem

[rolshan2000]

No: HPFGUIDX 72162

Does anyone have a list of the chapter titles from that DADA text 
(sorry book at home) that DU keeps making them read? I thought they 
were hilarious. Also while rereading Nicholas Nickelby, I was struck 
by Miss Knag, who always says "hem", which is described at fairly 
great length, and who dresses and behaves in an inappropriately 
girlish manner...