chapter titles for the DADA text/evil characters who hem

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No: HPFGUIDX 72190

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "rolshan2000" <rolshan2000 at y...>
wrote:
> Does anyone have a list of the chapter titles from that DADA text 
> (sorry book at home) that DU keeps making them read? I thought they 
> were hilarious. Also while rereading Nicholas Nickelby, I was struck 
> by Miss Knag, who always says "hem", which is described at fairly 
> great length, and who dresses and behaves in an inappropriately 
> girlish manner...


I don't have a list, but I found three of them:
Chapter One - "Basics for Beginners";
Chapter Two - "Common Defensive Theories and Their Derivation"; and
Chapter Thirty-Four - "Non-Retaliation and Negotiation" (I am sure
that's practical advice/sarcasm).

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