Letter to Hide (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Sat Jul 26 20:17:01 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 73339
A foray into Bohacek-land
Letter to Hide (PS/SS, Chap. 3)
To the tune of The Beatles' Ticket to Ride
Hear a MIDI:
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/2729/index2.html
Dedicated to Wendy St. John (Keep on filking!)
THE SCENE: Four Privet Drive. VERNON & PETUNIA are alarmed by a
persistent series of letters addressed to their nephew
VERNON
Today at my Privet pad
I choked on my toast, yeah.
A note for that Potter lad
Jus' came in the post.
I've got a letter to hide.
I've got a letter to hi-hi-hide.
I've got a letter to hide
I don't know where
PETUNIA
He once stayed under the steps
We just moved him out, yeah.
This note we now intercept
Shows that they found out
BOTH
We've got some letters to hide.
We've got some letters to hi-hi-hide.
We've got some letters to hide,
We don't know where
DUDLEY
I don't know why they're writing this guy
HARRY
A letter addressed
A letter suppressed from me
DUDLEY
Despite my threats my folks won't comply
HARRY & DUDLEY
A letter they shred
A letter unread by me
HARRY
I think that I've got a plan
Get up with the birds, yeah.
First up to greet the postman
And scan all those words, yeah.
Ah, I want that letter to read. S
I want that letter to re-re-read.
I want that letter to read.
It's my affair.
I don't know what is now underfoot
It's quite a surprise.
It has these two eyes, dear me!
On Vernon's face my shoe I just put,
He wants to stand guard
To keep these notes barred from me.
VERNON
You think that sneakin' downstairs
Will earn you some views, yeah
These notes sent, I declare,
You'll never peruse.
Ah, I've got more letters to hide.
I've got more letters to hi-hi-hide. S
I've got more letters to hide,
And am I scared!.
HARRY & DURSLEYS
Letters from nowhere....
Letters from nowhere....
Letters from nowhere....
Letters from nowhere....
Letters from nowhere....
(A couple of seconds of silence after the fadeout, after which
several dozen letters plummet out of the fireplace.)
- CMC
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