The word "order"

[Melody]

No: HPFGUIDX 59412

Bboy so wonderfully discovered the truth of OoP:
> Just our luck, the Order of the Phoenix will be Ham and Cheese on Rye.
> 
> Hummm... is that another one... The Request of the Phoenix????
> 
> Just a thought.


Oh honey.  I *love* it.  Ok.  I am sitting here with Grey Wolf on the
other ear, and we have figured out how this will work.  

You see.  With titles of HP, the title is a major point of the story;
so therefore, this "request" of the phoenix changes *everything*.

Now.  We know of one such phoenix that is a major character to date. 
Now JKR can of course introduce a girlfriend to our Fawkes, but lets
work with him for now since we much construct theories around canon. 
For some odd reason they seem more plausible that way.  :P

We have Fawkes wanting to order something.  Maybe he is hungry.  Being
cooped up in Dumbledore's office must get boring.  He needs adventure.
 CoS got him all thirsting for more.  So, Fawkes decides to not wait
for old Dumbledore to feed him one day.  Oh no.  Fawkes does that
popping and appearing out of no where thing and gets himself to The
Three Broomsticks for a ham and cheese on rye.  After all.  He is a
phoenix who dies and it reborn.  What does it matter, if this time he
has high cholesterol when he dies? 

So he is out flirting with Madam Rosmerta.  Showing off his tail
feathers.  Beaking down that rye sandwich with a butter beer.  But he
forgets.  He forgets that Dumbledore needed him that day.  Dumbledore
had penciled him in to save Hagrid from the giants or something. 
Dumbledore apparates all of a sudden in rage.  Scolded the phoenix,
but it is too late.  Fawkes' tears are now so watered by the butter
beer that they are not able to save loyal Hagrid.  This silly little
order and request of the phoenix destroys our young hero's heart.  

How tragic.  How much despair.  Fawkes the champion of CoS and GoF is
the very thing that lets everyone down.  

All for a ham and cheese on rye.  

:D


Melody and Grey Wolf