Absolutely,Utterly Guaranteed Predictions

[Ersatz Harry]

No: HPFGUIDX 60777

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Brooke" <brookeshanks at m...> wrote:
[first 13 deleted to save space]
> 14.  Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and Hagrid 
> will become obsessed with another ferocious monster

15. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
16. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
17. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
18. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
19. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
20. Fred and George will scheme.
21. Dudley will eat.
22. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
23. Cho will be decent.
24. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
25. The giant squid will float lazily.
26. Flitwick will squeak.
27. Voldemort will say "You lie".
28. Wormtail will tremble.

Glad to have doubled the list.

Ersatz Harry