Re Absolutely, utterly, Guaranteed predictions

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 60828

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Kirstini" 
<kirst_inn at y...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Melody" 
<Malady579 at h...> 
> wrote:
> > The list as it stands as added on by many:
> > > 1.  Ron will snarl
> > > 2.  Hermione will moan.
> > > 3.  Harry will recognize something instantly.
> > > 4.  Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> > > 5.  Snape's eyes will glitter.
> > > 6.  Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> > > 7.  Draco will sneer.
> > > 8.  Molly Weasley will call Harry "dear."
> > > 9.  Ginny will blush.
> > > 10. Percy will bluster.
> > > 11. Snape will snap.
> > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable
> > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and 
Hagrid
> > >     will become obsessed with another ferocious monster
> > > 15-Harry will be injured in some way.
> > > 16-Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> > > 17-Neville will forget something.
> > > 18-Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
> > > 19-Draco will taunt Harry
> > 20.  Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> > 21.  Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> > 22.  Hermione will quote a book.
> > 23.  Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> > 24.  Ron will whine.
> > 25.  Fawkes will fly and do something cool.  
> >      (well the book is named after his kind)
> > 26.  Sirius will still be damn sexy.
>   27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
>   28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* 
> read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece 
of  information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us 
before.

29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the end of 
term to implement their dastardly plan.

Pippin