Re Absolutely, utterly, Guaranteed predictions

[jdr0918]

No: HPFGUIDX 60831

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, 
> > > The list as it stands as added on by many:
> > > > 1.  Ron will snarl
> > > > 2.  Hermione will moan.
> > > > 3.  Harry will recognize something instantly.
> > > > 4.  Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> > > > 5.  Snape's eyes will glitter.
> > > > 6.  Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> > > > 7.  Draco will sneer.
> > > > 8.  Molly Weasley will call Harry "dear."
> > > > 9.  Ginny will blush.
> > > > 10. Percy will bluster...
........29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till 
the end of term to implement their dastardly plan.

The Sergeant Majorette says:
US Media coverage of the midnight festivities attending the sale of 
the book will reference the seventies-era TV series that made John 
Travolta a star, about a remedial class student named Gabe Kotter who 
returns to teach at his old high school. Headlines will 
scream "Welcome Back, Potter"...
--JDR