Absolutely Guaranteed Predictions, 1-78...

[Brooke]

No: HPFGUIDX 60943

The ongoing list... with new ones.  What fun!
> 
> 1. Ron will snarl
> 2. Hermione will moan.
> 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> 7. Draco will sneer.
> 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> 9. Ginny will blush.
> 10. Percy will bluster.
> 11. Snape will snap.
> 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
> 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and Hagrid 
> will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> 17. Neville will forget something.
> 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
> 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> 24. Ron will whine.
> 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is named 
> after his kind)
> 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
> 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* 
> read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece of 
> information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
> 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the end 
> of 
> term to implement their dastardly plan.
> 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to look 
> twice to believe it.
> 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be 
> instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever survive 
> until book 6" post.
> 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
> 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her 
> glasses.
> 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited voice.
> 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
> 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother, color: 
> maroon
> 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
> 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will somehow 
> manage to pass their exams.
> 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many questions are 
> answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new questions 
> that 
> wont be answered till book 6.
> 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the 
> Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> 61. Krum will be grumpy
> 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
> 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or 
> liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W. phase 
> (from GoF).
> 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his hut.
> 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what 
> Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to Harry).
> 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly vital 
> information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not being 
> believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he 
> saw/heard)
> 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas 
> holidays.
> 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal best 
> cauldron-melting record.
> 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, reread 
> it 20 times,
> and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will forget 
> them.)
> 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch, 
> bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er, cholesterol, 
> oh, heck, FAT!
> 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate in 
a 
> non-biased way
"
> 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured students, 
> will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
  79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
  80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very important   
storyline clue
  81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and the 
Bloody Baron