Absolutely Guaranteed Predictions, 1-81

[Brooke]

No: HPFGUIDX 60945

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Brooke" <brookeshanks at m...> 
wrote:

Sorry!  Forgot to change the heading!

> The ongoing list... with new ones.  What fun!
> > 
> > 1. Ron will snarl
> > 2. Hermione will moan.
> > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> > 7. Draco will sneer.
> > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> > 9. Ginny will blush.
> > 10. Percy will bluster.
> > 11. Snape will snap.
> > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
> > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and Hagrid 
> > will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> > 17. Neville will forget something.
> > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
> > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> > 24. Ron will whine.
> > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is 
named 
> > after his kind)
> > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
> > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* 
> > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece of 
> > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
> > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the 
end 
> > of 
> > term to implement their dastardly plan.
> > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to 
look 
> > twice to believe it.
> > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be 
> > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever 
survive 
> > until book 6" post.
> > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
> > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her 
> > glasses.
> > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited voice.
> > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
> > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother, 
color: 
> > maroon
> > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
> > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will 
somehow 
> > manage to pass their exams.
> > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many questions are 
> > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new questions 
> > that 
> > wont be answered till book 6.
> > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the 
> > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> > 61. Krum will be grumpy
> > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
> > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or 
> > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W. phase 
> > (from GoF).
> > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his hut.
> > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what 
> > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to Harry).
> > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly 
vital 
> > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not 
being 
> > believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he 
> > saw/heard)
> > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas 
> > holidays.
> > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal best 
> > cauldron-melting record.
> > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, 
reread 
> > it 20 times,
> > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will forget 
> > them.)
> > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch, 
> > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er, 
cholesterol, 
> > oh, heck, FAT!
> > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate 
in 
> a 
> > non-biased way
"
> > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured students, 
> > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
>   79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
>   80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very 
important   
> storyline clue
>   81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and 
the 
> Bloody Baron