Revised! Absolutely Guaranteed Predictions, 1-95

[Brooke]

No: HPFGUIDX 60966

Somewhere along they way, someone submitted some that were not 
included on the list (they had started at #15).  They have now been 
added to the end of the list (82-95).  Let's make it a Top 100 list!  
Can anyone come up with some good ones for the last five?  Let's keep 
this thread at top 100, then someone can start over with a new one.  
Don't know why I took charge!  I guess I felt bad for the guy whose 
ideas were left out... 

Brookeshanks :o)  TWO MORE DAYS!!!
> 
> > The ongoing list... with new ones.  What fun!
> > > 
> > > 1. Ron will snarl
> > > 2. Hermione will moan.
> > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> > > 7. Draco will sneer.
> > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> > > 9. Ginny will blush.
> > > 10. Percy will bluster.
> > > 11. Snape will snap.
> > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
> > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and 
Hagrid 
> > > will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> > > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> > > 17. Neville will forget something.
> > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
> > > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> > > 24. Ron will whine.
> > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is 
> named 
> > > after his kind)
> > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
> > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* 
> > > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece 
of 
> > > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
> > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the 
> end 
> > > of 
> > > term to implement their dastardly plan.
> > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to 
> look 
> > > twice to believe it.
> > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be 
> > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever 
> survive 
> > > until book 6" post.
> > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
> > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her 
> > > glasses.
> > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited 
voice.
> > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
> > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother, 
> color: 
> > > maroon
> > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
> > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will 
> somehow 
> > > manage to pass their exams.
> > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many questions are 
> > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new 
questions 
> > > that 
> > > wont be answered till book 6.
> > > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the 
> > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> > > 61. Krum will be grumpy
> > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
> > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or 
> > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W. 
phase 
> > > (from GoF).
> > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his 
hut.
> > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what 
> > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to 
Harry).
> > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly 
> vital 
> > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not 
> being 
> > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he 
> > > saw/heard)
> > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas 
> > > holidays.
> > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal 
best 
> > > cauldron-melting record.
> > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, 
> reread 
> > > it 20 times,
> > > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will 
forget 
> > > them.)
> > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch, 
> > > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er, 
> cholesterol, 
> > > oh, heck, FAT!
> > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate 
> in 
> > a 
> > > non-biased way
"
> > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured 
students, 
> > > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
> >   79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> >   80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very 
> important   
> > storyline clue
> >   81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and 
> the Bloody Baron
   82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
87. Fred and George will scheme.
88. Dudley will eat.
89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
90. Cho will be decent.
91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
92. The giant squid will float lazily.
93. Flitwick will squeak.
94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
95. Wormtail will tremble.