{HPforGrownups] Top 99-- can we get one more???

Pat and Jim Gruenke patgruenke at cloudnet.com
Wed Jun 18 22:06:12 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 60972

  > > The ongoing list... with new ones.  What fun!
 > >>   
 > >>
 > >>>> > > >
 > >>>> > > > 1. Ron will snarl
 > >>>> > > > 2. Hermione will moan.
 > >>>> > > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
 > >>>> > > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
 > >>>> > > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
 > >>>> > > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
 > >>>> > > > 7. Draco will sneer.
 > >>>> > > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
 > >>>> > > > 9. Ginny will blush.
 > >>>> > > > 10. Percy will bluster.
 > >>>> > > > 11. Snape will snap.
 > >>>> > > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
 > >>>> > > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a
vegetable.
 > >>>> > > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks,
and
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >Hagrid
 >
 > >>>> > > > will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
 > >>>> > > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
 > >>>> > > > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
 > >>>> > > > 17. Neville will forget something.
 > >>>> > > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in
Potions.
 > >>>> > > > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
 > >>>> > > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
 > >>>> > > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
 > >>>> > > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
 > >>>> > > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
 > >>>> > > > 24. Ron will whine.
 > >>>> > > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the
book is
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > named
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > after his kind)
 > >>>> > > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
 > >>>> > > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the
library.
 > >>>> > > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever*
 > >>>> > > > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital
piece
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >of
 >
 > >>>> > > > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us
before.
 > >>>> > > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait
till the
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > end
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > of
 > >>>> > > > term to implement their dastardly plan.
 > >>>> > > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will
have to
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > look
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > twice to believe it.
 > >>>> > > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and
will be
 > >>>> > > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
 > >>>> > > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we
ever
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > survive
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > until book 6" post.
 > >>>> > > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
 > >>>> > > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
 > >>>> > > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
 > >>>> > > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
 > >>>> > > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
 > >>>> > > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
 > >>>> > > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
 > >>>> > > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
 > >>>> > > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
 > >>>> > > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired
git.
 > >>>> > > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
 > >>>> > > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim
of her
 > >>>> > > > glasses.
 > >>>> > > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an
excited
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >voice.
 >
 > >>>> > > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts
grounds!"
 > >>>> > > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
 > >>>> > > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
 > >>>> > > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
 > >>>> > > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his
mother,
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > color:
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > maroon
 > >>>> > > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for
butterbeer
 > >>>> > > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
 > >>>> > > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
 > >>>> > > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
 > >>>> > > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
 > >>>> > > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
 > >>>> > > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle)
will
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > somehow
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > manage to pass their exams.
 > >>>> > > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
 > >>>> > > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many
questions are
 > >>>> > > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >questions
 >
 > >>>> > > > that
 > >>>> > > > wont be answered till book 6.
 > >>>> > > > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong
(in the
 > >>>> > > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
 > >>>> > > > 61. Krum will be grumpy
 > >>>> > > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
 > >>>> > > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of
debacle
 > >>>> > > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much
and/or
 > >>>> > > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her
S.P.E.W.
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >phase
 >
 > >>>> > > > (from GoF).
 > >>>> > > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio
in his
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >hut.
 >
 > >>>> > > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will
reflect what
 > >>>> > > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >Harry).
 >
 > >>>> > > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore
possibly
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > vital
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e.
not
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > being
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of
what he
 > >>>> > > > saw/heard)
 > >>>> > > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the
Christmas
 > >>>> > > > holidays.
 > >>>> > > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his
personal
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >best
 >
 > >>>> > > > cauldron-melting record.
 > >>>> > > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in
endlessly,
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > reread
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > it 20 times,
 > >>>> > > > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
 > >>>> > > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
 > >>>> > > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville
will
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >forget
 >
 > >>>> > > > them.)
 > >>>> > > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
 > >>>> > > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie.
belch,
 > >>>> > > > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
 > >>>> > > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er,
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > cholesterol,
 > > 
 > >
 > >>>> > > > oh, heck, FAT!
 > >>>> > > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't
commentate
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >> > in
 > > 
 > >
 > >>> > > a
 > >>   
 > >>
 > >>>> > > > non-biased way..."
 > >>>> > > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
 > >>>> > > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >students,
 >
 > >>>> > > > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same
day.
 > >>>     
 > >>>
 > >>> > >   79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
 > >>> > >   80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very
 > >>   
 > >>
 > >> > important
 > > 
 > >
 > >>> > > storyline clue
 > >>> > >   81. There will be yet another vague reference about
Peeves and
 > >>   
 > >>
 > >> > the Bloody Baron
 > > 
 > >
 > >    82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
 > >83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
 > >84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
 > >85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
 > >86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
 > >87. Fred and George will scheme.
 > >88. Dudley will eat.
 > >89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
 > >90. Cho will be decent.
 > >91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
 > >92. The giant squid will float lazily.
 > >93. Flitwick will squeak.
 > >94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
 > >95. Wormtail will tremble.
 > >
 >
 > ...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...
 >
 > 96.  Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank
they've
 > done.
 >
 > Mine (Pat)--
 >
 > 97.  The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden"
Forest yet again.
 >


98.  Harry will begin to say Vol- er, sorry, I mean You-Know Who's
name, then apologize for doing so. ;)

99.  Draco will be obnoxious on the Hogwarts Express, with Crabbe and 
Goyle sniggering in the background.





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