Top 100 GUARANTEED in OOP

Thu Jun 19 02:20:11 UTC 2003

No: HPFGUIDX 61012

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "LAURIE MALINE" 
<sphinxlam at y...> wrote:
> 1. Ron will snarl
> > >>>> > > > 2. Hermione will moan.
> > >>>> > > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> > >>>> > > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> > >>>> > > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> > >>>> > > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> > >>>> > > > 7. Draco will sneer.
> > >>>> > > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> > >>>> > > > 9. Ginny will blush.
> > >>>> > > > 10. Percy will bluster.
> > >>>> > > > 11. Snape will snap.
> > >>>> > > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> > >>>> > > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a 
> vegetable.
> > >>>> > > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid 
socks, 
> and
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >Hagrid
> > 
> > >>>> > > > will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> > >>>> > > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> > >>>> > > > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> > >>>> > > > 17. Neville will forget something.
> > >>>> > > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in 
> Potions.
> > >>>> > > > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> > >>>> > > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> > >>>> > > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> > >>>> > > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> > >>>> > > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> > >>>> > > > 24. Ron will whine.
> > >>>> > > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the 
> book is
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > named
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > after his kind)
> > >>>> > > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> > >>>> > > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the 
> library.
> > >>>> > > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two 
*ever*
> > >>>> > > > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some 
vital 
> piece
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >of
> > 
> > >>>> > > > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to 
us 
> before.
> > >>>> > > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait 
> till the
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > end
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > of
> > >>>> > > > term to implement their dastardly plan.
> > >>>> > > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will 
> have to
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > look
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > twice to believe it.
> > >>>> > > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - 
and 
> will be
> > >>>> > > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> > >>>> > > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can 
we 
> ever
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > survive
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > until book 6" post.
> > >>>> > > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> > >>>> > > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> > >>>> > > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> > >>>> > > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> > >>>> > > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> > >>>> > > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> > >>>> > > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> > >>>> > > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> > >>>> > > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> > >>>> > > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-
haired 
> git.
> > >>>> > > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> > >>>> > > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the 
rim 
> of her
> > >>>> > > > glasses.
> > >>>> > > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an 
> excited
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >voice.
> > 
> > >>>> > > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on 
Hogwarts 
> grounds!"
> > >>>> > > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> > >>>> > > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> > >>>> > > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> > >>>> > > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his 
> mother,
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > color:
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > maroon
> > >>>> > > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for 
> butterbeer
> > >>>> > > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's 
behaviour.
> > >>>> > > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> > >>>> > > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> > >>>> > > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> > >>>> > > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> > >>>> > > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) 
> will
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > somehow
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > manage to pass their exams.
> > >>>> > > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> > >>>> > > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many 
> questions are
> > >>>> > > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >questions
> > 
> > >>>> > > > that
> > >>>> > > > wont be answered till book 6.
> > >>>> > > > 60. We will have read at least one character all 
wrong 
> (in the
> > >>>> > > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> > >>>> > > > 61. Krum will be grumpy
> > >>>> > > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> > >>>> > > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of 
> debacle
> > >>>> > > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too 
much 
> and/or
> > >>>> > > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her 
> S.P.E.W.
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >phase
> > 
> > >>>> > > > (from GoF).
> > >>>> > > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the 
trio 
> in his
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >hut.
> > 
> > >>>> > > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will 
> reflect what
> > >>>> > > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment 
(unbeknownst to
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >Harry).
> > 
> > >>>> > > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore 
> possibly
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > vital
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons 
(i.e. 
> not
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > being
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty 
of 
> what he
> > >>>> > > > saw/heard)
> > >>>> > > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the 
> Christmas
> > >>>> > > > holidays.
> > >>>> > > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his 
> personal
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >best
> > 
> > >>>> > > > cauldron-melting record.
> > >>>> > > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in 
> endlessly,
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > reread
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > it 20 times,
> > >>>> > > > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> > >>>> > > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> > >>>> > > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville 
> will
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >forget
> > 
> > >>>> > > > them.)
> > >>>> > > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> > >>>> > > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions 
(ie. 
> belch,
> > >>>> > > > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> > >>>> > > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er,
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > cholesterol,
> > > 
> > >
> > >>>> > > > oh, heck, FAT!
> > >>>> > > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't 
> commentate
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >> > in
> > > 
> > >
> > >>> > > a
> > >> 
> > >>
> > >>>> > > > non-biased way..."
> > >>>> > > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> > >>>> > > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >students,
> > 
> > >>>> > > > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the 
same 
> day.
> > >>> 
> > >>>
> > >>> > > 79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> > >>> > > 80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very
> > >> 
> > >>
> > >> > important
> > > 
> > >
> > >>> > > storyline clue
> > >>> > > 81. There will be yet another vague reference about 
> Peeves and
> > >> 
> > >>
> > >> > the Bloody Baron
> > > 
> > >
> > > 82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
> > >83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
> > >84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
> > >85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
> > >86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
> > >87. Fred and George will scheme.
> > >88. Dudley will eat.
> > >89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
> > >90. Cho will be decent.
> > >91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
> > >92. The giant squid will float lazily.
> > >93. Flitwick will squeak.
> > >94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
> > >95. Wormtail will tremble.
> > >
> > 
> > ...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...
> > 
> > 96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some 
prank 
> they've 
> > done.
> > 
> > Mine (Pat)--
> > 
> > 97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden" 
> Forest yet again.
> 
> imamommy:
> 
> 98. Something will smell like cabbage.
> 99. Professor Binns will drone.
> 100. There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
> 101. One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from a 
> mysterious stranger. (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on 
this 
> one)
> 
> Please, let's go to one-fifty. This is too much fun!
> 
> ok  how about
> 
> 102. Peeves will throw something at someone
> 103. Peeves will make life misarable for Filtch

Some more from me:
104.  Snape's eyes will glitter.
105.  Hermione's hair will be bushy.
106.  Mr. Weasly will ask Harry about a muggle appliance, i.e. 
washing machine, television, plug, etc.

cantoramy