[HPforGrownups] Re: Top 100 GUARANTEED in OOP
IAmLordCassandra at aol.com
IAmLordCassandra at aol.com
Thu Jun 19 03:30:07 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 61016
In a message dated 6/18/2003 11:24:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
IAmLordCassandra at aol.com writes:
> In a message dated 6/18/2003 9:27:55 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> lezlieclayton at sbcglobal.net writes:
>
>
> > > Somewhere along they way, someone submitted some that were not
> > > >included on the list (they had started at #15). They have now been
> > > >added to the end of the list (82-95). Let's make it a Top 100
> > list!
> > > >Can anyone come up with some good ones for the last five? Let's
> > keep
> > > >this thread at top 100, then someone can start over with a new one.
> > > >Don't know why I took charge! I guess I felt bad for the guy whose
> > > >ideas were left out...
> > > >
> > > >Brookeshanks :o) TWO MORE DAYS!!!
> > >
> > > >> >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>> > > The ongoing list... with new ones. What fun!
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>>> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > 1. Ron will snarl
> > > >>>> > > > 2. Hermione will moan.
> > > >>>> > > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> > > >>>> > > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> > > >>>> > > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> > > >>>> > > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> > > >>>> > > > 7. Draco will sneer.
> > > >>>> > > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> > > >>>> > > > 9. Ginny will blush.
> > > >>>> > > > 10. Percy will bluster.
> > > >>>> > > > 11. Snape will snap.
> > > >>>> > > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> > > >>>> > > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a
> > vegetable.
> > > >>>> > > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks,
> > and
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >Hagrid
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> > > >>>> > > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> > > >>>> > > > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> > > >>>> > > > 17. Neville will forget something.
> > > >>>> > > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in
> > Potions.
> > > >>>> > > > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> > > >>>> > > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> > > >>>> > > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> > > >>>> > > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> > > >>>> > > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> > > >>>> > > > 24. Ron will whine.
> > > >>>> > > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the
> > book is
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > named
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > after his kind)
> > > >>>> > > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> > > >>>> > > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the
> > library.
> > > >>>> > > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever*
> > > >>>> > > > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital
> > piece
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >of
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us
> > before.
> > > >>>> > > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait
> > till the
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > end
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > of
> > > >>>> > > > term to implement their dastardly plan.
> > > >>>> > > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will
> > have to
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > look
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > twice to believe it.
> > > >>>> > > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and
> > will be
> > > >>>> > > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> > > >>>> > > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we
> > ever
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > survive
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > until book 6" post.
> > > >>>> > > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> > > >>>> > > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> > > >>>> > > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> > > >>>> > > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> > > >>>> > > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> > > >>>> > > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> > > >>>> > > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> > > >>>> > > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> > > >>>> > > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> > > >>>> > > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired
> > git.
> > > >>>> > > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> > > >>>> > > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim
> > of her
> > > >>>> > > > glasses.
> > > >>>> > > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an
> > excited
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >voice.
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts
> > grounds!"
> > > >>>> > > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> > > >>>> > > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> > > >>>> > > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> > > >>>> > > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his
> > mother,
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > color:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > maroon
> > > >>>> > > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for
> > butterbeer
> > > >>>> > > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> > > >>>> > > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> > > >>>> > > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> > > >>>> > > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> > > >>>> > > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> > > >>>> > > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle)
> > will
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > somehow
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > manage to pass their exams.
> > > >>>> > > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> > > >>>> > > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many
> > questions are
> > > >>>> > > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >questions
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > that
> > > >>>> > > > wont be answered till book 6.
> > > >>>> > > > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong
> > (in the
> > > >>>> > > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> > > >>>> > > > 61. Krum will be grumpy
> > > >>>> > > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> > > >>>> > > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of
> > debacle
> > > >>>> > > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much
> > and/or
> > > >>>> > > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her
> > S.P.E.W.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >phase
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > (from GoF).
> > > >>>> > > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio
> > in his
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >hut.
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will
> > reflect what
> > > >>>> > > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >Harry).
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore
> > possibly
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > vital
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e.
> > not
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > being
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of
> > what he
> > > >>>> > > > saw/heard)
> > > >>>> > > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the
> > Christmas
> > > >>>> > > > holidays.
> > > >>>> > > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his
> > personal
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >best
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > cauldron-melting record.
> > > >>>> > > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in
> > endlessly,
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > reread
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > it 20 times,
> > > >>>> > > > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> > > >>>> > > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> > > >>>> > > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville
> > will
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >forget
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > them.)
> > > >>>> > > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> > > >>>> > > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie.
> > belch,
> > > >>>> > > > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> > > >>>> > > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er,
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > cholesterol,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>>> > > > oh, heck, FAT!
> > > >>>> > > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't
> > commentate
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >> > in
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>> > > a
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>>> > > > non-biased way..."
> > > >>>> > > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> > > >>>> > > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >students,
> > >
> > > >>>> > > > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same
> > day.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> > > 79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> > > >>> > > 80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> > important
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>> > > storyline clue
> > > >>> > > 81. There will be yet another vague reference about
> > Peeves and
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> > the Bloody Baron
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
> > > >83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
> > > >84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
> > > >85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
> > > >86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
> > > >87. Fred and George will scheme.
> > > >88. Dudley will eat.
> > > >89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
> > > >90. Cho will be decent.
> > > >91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
> > > >92. The giant squid will float lazily.
> > > >93. Flitwick will squeak.
> > > >94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
> > > >95. Wormtail will tremble.
> > > >
> > >
> > > ...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...
> > >
> > > 96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank
> > they've
> > > done.
> > >
> > > Mine (Pat)--
> > >
> > > 97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden"
> > Forest yet again.
> >
> > imamommy:
> >
> > 98. Something will smell like cabbage.
> > 99. Professor Binns will drone.
> > 100. There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
> > 101. One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from a
> > mysterious stranger. (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on this
> > one)
> >
> > Please, let's go to one-fifty. This is too much fun!
> >
> > 102. Dobby's socks will not match!
>
> 103. Someone will flinch at the sound of Voldemort's name and/or insist the
> speaker call him "You Know Who" or "He Who Must Not Be Named"
>
> 104. The state of Snape's personal hygene will be mentioned
>
> 105. McGonagall's lips will go tight
>
> 106. HRH will break rules
>
> 107. In the same vein as 106...they will wander off and end up getting
> involved in a near death situation, but won't be in trouble. Instead, they
> will be
> rewarded (most likely with house points)
>
> 108. Fudge's bowler hat will be green
109: Also in the same vein as 106 and 107...the trio will solve a mystery
that none of the older, more experienced characters could solve...only to get
most of it completely wrong in the end.
110. Crabbe and Goyle will stand behind Draco with their arms folded, looking
like menacing body guards.
~Cassie~
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