Top 100 GUARANTEED in OOP

fjswife fjswife at msn.com
Thu Jun 19 03:59:21 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 61019

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, IAmLordCassandra at a... wrote:
> In a message dated 6/18/2003 11:24:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
> IAmLordCassandra at a... writes:
> 
> 
> > In a message dated 6/18/2003 9:27:55 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
> > lezlieclayton at s... writes:
> > 
> > 
> > > > Somewhere along they way, someone submitted some that were not
> > > > >included on the list (they had started at #15).  They have 
now been
> > > > >added to the end of the list (82-95).  Let's make it a Top 
100 
> > > list!
> > > > >Can anyone come up with some good ones for the last five?  
Let's 
> > > keep
> > > > >this thread at top 100, then someone can start over with a 
new one.
> > > > >Don't know why I took charge!  I guess I felt bad for the 
guy whose
> > > > >ideas were left out...
> > > > >
> > > > >Brookeshanks :o)  TWO MORE DAYS!!!
> > > > 
> > > > >> >
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>> > > The ongoing list... with new ones.  What fun!
> > > > >>    
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>> > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > 1. Ron will snarl
> > > > >>>> > > > 2. Hermione will moan.
> > > > >>>> > > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> > > > >>>> > > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> > > > >>>> > > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> > > > >>>> > > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> > > > >>>> > > > 7. Draco will sneer.
> > > > >>>> > > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> > > > >>>> > > > 9. Ginny will blush.
> > > > >>>> > > > 10. Percy will bluster.
> > > > >>>> > > > 11. Snape will snap.
> > > > >>>> > > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> > > > >>>> > > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a 
> > > vegetable.
> > > > >>>> > > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid 
socks, 
> > > and
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >Hagrid
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > will become obsessed with another ferocious 
monster.
> > > > >>>> > > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> > > > >>>> > > > 16. Snape will take away house points from 
Gryffindor
> > > > >>>> > > > 17. Neville will forget something.
> > > > >>>> > > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, 
in 
> > > Potions.
> > > > >>>> > > > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> > > > >>>> > > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> > > > >>>> > > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> > > > >>>> > > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> > > > >>>> > > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> > > > >>>> > > > 24. Ron will whine.
> > > > >>>> > > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well 
the 
> > > book is
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > named
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > after his kind)
> > > > >>>> > > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> > > > >>>> > > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the 
> > > library.
> > > > >>>> > > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two 
*ever*
> > > > >>>> > > > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some 
vital 
> > > piece
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >of
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out 
to us 
> > > before.
> > > > >>>> > > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to 
wait 
> > > till the
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > end
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > of
> > > > >>>> > > > term to implement their dastardly plan.
> > > > >>>> > > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and 
will 
> > > have to
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > look
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > twice to believe it.
> > > > >>>> > > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - 
and 
> > > will be
> > > > >>>> > > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> > > > >>>> > > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How 
can we 
> > > ever
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > survive
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > until book 6" post.
> > > > >>>> > > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> > > > >>>> > > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> > > > >>>> > > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> > > > >>>> > > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> > > > >>>> > > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> > > > >>>> > > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> > > > >>>> > > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death 
AGAIN.
> > > > >>>> > > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination 
homework.
> > > > >>>> > > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be 
mentioned.
> > > > >>>> > > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-
haired 
> > > git.
> > > > >>>> > > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> > > > >>>> > > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the 
rim 
> > > of her
> > > > >>>> > > > glasses.
> > > > >>>> > > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in 
an 
> > > excited
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >voice.
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on 
Hogwarts 
> > > grounds!"
> > > > >>>> > > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> > > > >>>> > > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> > > > >>>> > > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> > > > >>>> > > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from 
his 
> > > mother,
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > color:
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > maroon
> > > > >>>> > > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for 
> > > butterbeer
> > > > >>>> > > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's 
behaviour.
> > > > >>>> > > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> > > > >>>> > > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> > > > >>>> > > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> > > > >>>> > > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> > > > >>>> > > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and 
Goyle) 
> > > will
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > somehow
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > manage to pass their exams.
> > > > >>>> > > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> > > > >>>> > > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many 
> > > questions are
> > > > >>>> > > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many 
new
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >questions
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > that
> > > > >>>> > > > wont be answered till book 6.
> > > > >>>> > > > 60. We will have read at least one character all 
wrong 
> > > (in the
> > > > >>>> > > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> > > > >>>> > > > 61. Krum will be grumpy
> > > > >>>> > > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> > > > >>>> > > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of 
> > > debacle
> > > > >>>> > > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school 
too much 
> > > and/or
> > > > >>>> > > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her 
> > > S.P.E.W.
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >phase
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > (from GoF).
> > > > >>>> > > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the 
trio 
> > > in his
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >hut.
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will 
> > > reflect what
> > > > >>>> > > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment 
(unbeknownst to
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >Harry).
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling 
Dumbledore 
> > > possibly
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > vital
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons 
(i.e. 
> > > not
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > being
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, 
uncertainty of 
> > > what he
> > > > >>>> > > > saw/heard)
> > > > >>>> > > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the 
> > > Christmas
> > > > >>>> > > > holidays.
> > > > >>>> > > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his 
> > > personal
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >best
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > cauldron-melting record.
> > > > >>>> > > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in 
> > > endlessly,
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > reread
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > it 20 times,
> > > > >>>> > > > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! 
LOL
> > > > >>>> > > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> > > > >>>> > > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And 
Neville 
> > > will
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >forget
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > them.)
> > > > >>>> > > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> > > > >>>> > > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions 
(ie. 
> > > belch,
> > > > >>>> > > > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> > > > >>>> > > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, 
er,
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > cholesterol,
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>>> > > > oh, heck, FAT!
> > > > >>>> > > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you 
can't 
> > > commentate
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> > in
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>> > > a
> > > > >>    
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>> > > > non-biased way..."
> > > > >>>> > > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> > > > >>>> > > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other 
featured
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >students,
> > > > 
> > > > >>>> > > > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the 
same 
> > > day.
> > > > >>>      
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> > >   79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> > > > >>> > >   80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a 
very
> > > > >>    
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > important
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >>> > > storyline clue
> > > > >>> > >   81. There will be yet another vague reference about 
> > > Peeves and
> > > > >>    
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > the Bloody Baron
> > > > >  
> > > > >
> > > > >    82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
> > > > >83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
> > > > >84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
> > > > >85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
> > > > >86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
> > > > >87. Fred and George will scheme.
> > > > >88. Dudley will eat.
> > > > >89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor 
students.
> > > > >90. Cho will be decent.
> > > > >91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
> > > > >92. The giant squid will float lazily.
> > > > >93. Flitwick will squeak.
> > > > >94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
> > > > >95. Wormtail will tremble.
> 
> > > > >
> > > > 
> > > > ...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...
> > > > 
> > > > 96.  Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some 
prank 
> > > they've 
> > > > done.
> > > > 
> > > > Mine (Pat)--
> > > > 
> > > > 97.  The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in 
the "Forbidden" 
> > > Forest yet again.
> > > 
> > > imamommy:
> > > 
> > > 98.  Something will smell like cabbage.
> > > 99.  Professor Binns will drone.
> > > 100.  There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
> > > 101.  One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from 
a 
> > > mysterious stranger. (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance 
on this 
> > > one)
> > > 
> > > Please, let's go to one-fifty.  This is too much fun!
> > > 
> > > 102. Dobby's socks will not match!
> > 
> > 103. Someone will flinch at the sound of Voldemort's name and/or 
insist the 
> > speaker  call him "You Know Who" or "He Who Must Not Be Named" 
> > 
> > 104. The state of Snape's personal hygene will be mentioned 
> > 
> > 105. McGonagall's lips will go tight 
> > 
> > 106. HRH will break rules 
> > 
> > 107. In the same vein as 106...they will wander off and end up 
getting 
> > involved in a near death situation, but won't be in trouble. 
Instead, they 
> > will be 
> > rewarded (most likely with house points) 
> > 
> > 108. Fudge's bowler hat will be green 
> 
> 109: Also in the same vein as 106 and 107...the trio will solve a 
mystery 
> that none of the older, more experienced characters could 
solve...only to get 
> most of it completely wrong in the end.  
> 
> 110. Crabbe and Goyle will stand behind Draco with their arms 
folded, looking 
> like menacing body guards.  
> 
> ~Cassie~ 
> 

Just wanted to add a few more.

  111. Harry will get hurt some how during quidditch.
  112. Someone we thought was good well end up being bad.
  113. There will be a new DADA teacher.
  114. Snape will say something in reference to Harry being famous.
  115. Hogwarts will have a sorting ceremony.
  116. Harry and all the Weasly's will be at platform 9 3/4 together.
  117. Uncle Vernon will send Harry to his room.
  118. Dudley will steal food from somebody.
  119. Ron will cast a spell and it will go wrong.
  120. Peeves will be annoying.
  
  ~fjswife~ 

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