What you WON'T read in OoP

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Thu Jun 19 09:37:14 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 61051

1. From Hagrid : " Now Harry, I'm supposed to tell you this secret....."

2. "Fawkes! Stop flicking your ash on the carpet!"

3. At the Dementors : "Now give auntie a nice big kiss!"

4. Snape : "Well done, Neville! 50 points to Gryffindor!"

5. Madame Malkin : "This year the mini is 'in'!".

6. Colin Creevely, pointing his camera : "Keep moving, please!"

7. Ollivander : " For the budget minded we have the PVC model with simulated grain."

8. " Neville! Can't you control Trevor? There's toadstools all over the place!"

9.  Ron : " That won't work, Harry. According to the Theory of Indeterminancy...."

10. Dumbledore : " Harry, what I have to tell you is...Arrrgggghhhh!" Body hits floor. 


Kneasy, who has to pass the time somehow.







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