What you WON'T read in OoP

[wildfemnight]

No: HPFGUIDX 61070

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "hickengruendler" 
<hickengruendler at y...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "M.Clifford" 
> <valkyrievixen at y...> wrote:
> > --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "arrowsmithbt" 
> > <arrowsmithbt at b... wrote:
> >  1. From Hagrid : " Now Harry, I'm supposed to tell you this 
> > secret....."
> >  2. "Fawkes! Stop flicking your ash on the carpet!"
> >  3. At the Dementors : "Now give auntie a nice big kiss!"
> >  4. Snape : "Well done, Neville! 50 points to Gryffindor!"
> >  5. Madame Malkin : "This year the mini is 'in'!".
> >  6. Colin Creevely, pointing his camera : "Keep moving, please!"
> >  7. Ollivander : " For the budget minded we have the PVC model 
with 
> > simulated grain."
> >  8. " Neville! Can't you control Trevor? There's toadstools all 
> over 
> > the place!"
> >  9.  Ron : " That won't work, Harry. According to the Theory of 
> > Indeterminancy...."
> >  10. Dumbledore : " Harry, what I have to tell you 
> > is...Arrrgggghhhh!" Body hits floor. 
> >  
>  
> > 
> > I add 
> > 11. Ron: "I read in "Hogwarts' a History.........."
> > 12. Hermione: "Well it hardly matters if we miss just one 
lesson.."
> > 13. Snape: "Thankyou." to any Gryffindor you please
> > 14. Moody: "I was just taking a little relaxation break."
> > 15. Arthur Weasley: "Its just some *ordinary* muggle thing."
> > 16. MacGonagall to Moody: "Really, relaxation well that was just 
> the 
> 
> 17: Neville: "Harry, why do you always forget your passwords?"
> 18: Hermione: "Maybe he apparated into Hogwarts?"
> 19: Petunia: "Do you want to invite your friends to spend the 
summer 
> with us, Harry?"



20. Prof. Trelawney: "It's just a lump of tea leaves"
21. Crabbe and Goyle: "This feast food is just way too fattening"
22. Prof. Snape: "I think I'll lay out in the sun for a bit....I 
could use a tan"

"Wildfemnight"