What you WON'T read in OoP

[arrowsmithbt]

No: HPFGUIDX 61106

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "arrowsmithbt" <arrowsmithbt at b...> 
wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Brooke" <brookeshanks at m...> wrote:
> > --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Tim Regan" <timregan at m...> 
> > wrote:
> > > Hi All,
> > > 
> > > This is fun ...
> > > 
> > > 
> > > --- Cassie  wrote:
> > > 1. From Hagrid : " Now Harry, I'm supposed to tell you this 
> > > secret....."
> > > 2. "Fawkes! Stop flicking your ash on the carpet!"
> > > 3. At the Dementors : "Now give auntie a nice big kiss!"
> > > 4. Snape : "Well done, Neville! 50 points to Gryffindor!"
> > > 5. Madame Malkin : "This year the mini is 'in'!".
> > > 6. Colin Creevely, pointing his camera : "Keep moving, please!"
> > > 7. Ollivander : " For the budget minded we have the PVC model with 
> > > simulated grain."
> > > 8. " Neville! Can't you control Trevor? There's toadstools all over 
> > > the place!"
> > > 9. Ron : " That won't work, Harry. According to the Theory of 
> > > Indeterminancy...."
> > > 10. Dumbledore : " Harry, what I have to tell you 
> > > is...Arrrgggghhhh!" Body hits floor. 
> > > 11. Ron: "I read in "Hogwarts' a History.........."
> > > 12. Hermione: "Well it hardly matters if we miss just one lesson.."
> > > 13. Snape: "Thankyou." to any Gryffindor you please
> > > 14. Moody: "I was just taking a little relaxation break."
> > > 15. Arthur Weasley: "Its just some *ordinary* muggle thing."
> > > 16. MacGonagall to Moody: "Really, relaxation well that was just 
> > the 
> > > thing on my own mind today."
> > > 17: Neville: "Harry, why do you always forget your passwords?"
> > > 18: Hermione: "Maybe he apparated into Hogwarts?"
> > > 19: Petunia: "Do you want to invite your friends to spend the 
> > summer 
> > > with us, Harry?"
> > > 20:Snape to Sirius: "Don't worry about it; I forgive you."
> > > 21:Sirius to Snape: "I've always liked your hair."
> > > 22:Draco to Harry: "I can't help it. I love you."
> > > 23:Lucius Malfoy: "One mustn't take this pure-blood stuff too far."
> > > 24:Lily Potter to Harry: "You're adopted."
> > > 25. Prof. Trelawney: "It's just a lump of tea leaves"
> > > 26. Crabbe and Goyle: "This feast food is just way too fattening"
> > > 27. Prof. Snape: "I think I'll lay out in the sun for a bit....I 
> > > could use a tan"
> > > 28. Uncle Vernon: "Harry, you're an absolute rail.  Petunia, fix 
> > > Harry a nice big steak dinner."
> > > 29. Uncle Vernon: "Pleasure to see you again Mr. Weasley. You must 
> > > come see my new mechanical tie rack."
> > > 30. Voldemort (dressed in drag): "Hi everyone.  I'm your new DADA 
> > > teacher."
> > > 31. Hermione: "Arithmancy is such rubbish.  I should have stayed in 
> > > Divination."
> > > 32. Any Trio member"I guess they'll have to call us the `Threesome' 
> > > now."
> > > 33. Dobby: Join me in the boycott against clothes! Wheeeee! *runs 
> > > around naked* Down with socks!!! 
> > > 34. Dobby/Ginny/Colin: I hate Harry Potter. Down with scar boy! 
> > > 35. Hagrid: Eep! I'm not going to get near that thing...it looks 
> > > dangerous!  
> > > 36. Voldemort: Harry...it is time you knew the truth....Dumbledore 
> > > never told  you what happened to your father   Harry: He told me 
> > > enough! He told me you  killed him!  Voldemort: No. *I* am your 
> > > father!
> > > 
> > > Now mine ?
> > > 
> > > 37 Fred and George: "Make way for the heir of Gryffindor, seriously 
> > > mundane offspring coming through."
> > > 38 Dumbledore: "No Harry, the Dursley's cannot keep you safe this 
> > > Summer. But I have found a distant uncle who is happy to look after 
> > > you. His name is Count Olaf."
> > > 39: Bobby Ewing: "So Harry, Hogwarts, and the whole Wizarding world 
> > > was just a dream?"
> > > 
> > > Cheers,
> > > 
> > > Dumbledad
> > 
> >   40. Harry: "Sure Malfoy, you can have my Invisibility Cloak"
> >   41. Draco: "I caught the snitch!"
> >   42. Ron: "Hermione, I want to be president of S.P.E.W."
> >   43. Dobby: "Harry Potter is a bad, BAD wizard!"
> >   44. Hagrid: "No, I'm no so much into dragons anymore... I'm looking 
> > for a nice little fluffy bunny rabbit"
> >   45. Snape: "Harry, can I have your autograph?"
> >   46. Dudley: "Hey Harry, you got anymore of those magical toffees?"
> >   47. Rita Skeeter: "I've thrown away my Quick Quotes Quill"
> >   48. Dumbledore: "You know, I'm thinking it would be much easier to 
> > just go ahead and join Voldemort... I'm getting too old for this"
> >   49. Fred & George: "Percy told us the BEST joke the other day!"
> >   50. Sirius: "You know, I've been missing Azkaban lately..."
> > 
> > Loving this!!  I need a relaxing potion to get me to Friday night!
> > Brooke :o)
> 
> Well that took off faster than I thought it would. 
> A few more:-
> 
> 51. Voldemort: "Wormtail? No, I just keep him around to lend a hand occasionally."
> 
> 52. Lupin: "I've been moonlighting as a guard dog."
> 
> 53Prof Sprout : " Found thish weed (puff) growing by the (puff) broomshedsh. 
Weee!"
> 
> 54. Wormtail: "The cheapskate! It's not even hallmarked!"
> 
> 55. The Wizarding World - where a green light means stop.

Keep going:-

56. Sign in Flourish and Blotts "We accept no responsibility for your spelling 
mistakes."

57. The sorting hat : "Gryffindore! But I wouldn't start any long books, if I were you."

 Kneasy