[HPforGrownups] Re: What you WON'T read in OoP

[Dave Hardenbrook]

No: HPFGUIDX 61109


Thursday, June 19, 2003, 10:06:07 AM, arrowsmithbt wrote:

a> 51. Voldemort: "Wormtail? No, I just keep him around to lend a hand occasionally."
a> 52. Lupin: "I've been moonlighting as a guard dog."
a> 53Prof Sprout : " Found thish weed (puff) growing by the (puff) broomshedsh. Weee!"
a> 54. Wormtail: "The cheapskate! It's not even hallmarked!"
a> 55. The Wizarding World - where a green light means stop.

56. Trelawney: "Ah, Harry!  You have a bright future in store!"

57. Skeeter: "In light of the newly-emerged evidence, it is my duty
                to print the following retraction..."

58. Snape: "50 points from Slytherin!"

59. Fleur: (To Ron) "I want your body, big boy!"

60. Harry: "Oh Auntie Petunia!  There's no place like home!"

-- 
Dave