[HPforGrownups] Re: Monty Python/What you WON'T read in OoP

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No: HPFGUIDX 61130

In a message dated 6/19/2003 10:20:59 AM Eastern Standard Time, Sushi writes:

> 39. "My Lord?"
>         "What, Lucius?"
>         "My Lord, some of the lads and I got together and, um, we got you 
> a present.  Just something we chipped in for to... to show our appreciation."
>         "Well... I... I don't really know what to say, Lucius.  I'm... 
> touched."
>         "*hands over package* It's a clock, sir.  And we've got you this 
> watch as well, Lord, and Goyle, here, baked you a cake..." (yeah, yeah - 
> bad Python takeoffs are my specialty)
>         40. "You know, Potter, this Dark Lord business is all well and 
> good, but all I've ever really wanted is a kitten of my very own."
> 
> Sushi, who will stop before she gets to Dumbledore saying, 
> "THIS is an 
> EX-DIGGORY"

ROFLMAO. This is the best thing I've heard in a while!  :)  Let's see... what else?
 - Harry: Hermione! Ron! I've done it! I've killed Lord Voldemort!
   Voldemort: No you haven't.
   Harry: What? I mortally wounded you just a moment ago.
   Voldemort: It's just a flesh wound.
   Harry: Your arm's off!
   Voldemort: Hey. Wormtail made it alright. Why can't I?

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