[HPforGrownups] Re: Monty Python/What you WON'T read in OoP

[Star Opal]

No: HPFGUIDX 61134

>ROFLMAO. This is the best thing I've heard in a while!  :)  Let's see... 
>what else?
>  - Harry: Hermione! Ron! I've done it! I've killed Lord Voldemort!
>    Voldemort: No you haven't.
>    Harry: What? I mortally wounded you just a moment ago.
>    Voldemort: It's just a flesh wound.
>    Harry: Your arm's off!
>    Voldemort: Hey. Wormtail made it alright. Why can't I?
>
>Brief Chronicles


Oh come on! This is the most obvious one....

Lucius: NOBODY expects the Death Eaters! Our chief weapon is 
surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are 
fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are 
fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion 
to Lord Voldemort.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst 
our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Star Opal
who would like to say that she has too much time today and has been sacked

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