TOP 155 GUARANTEED in OOP

[Jill]

No: HPFGUIDX 61139

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "honeycakehorse03" 
<honeycakehorse03 at h...> wrote:
> Okay, I know I'm anal-retentive but I couldn't resist putting some 
> points people mentioned in here and give it a proper numeration. 
> *g* I had to change some number because they were 
> doubled/tripled and I put them here the way they turned up in my 
> digest... Hope I didn't forget anybody.
> 
> What me? Nothing to do? What gave you the idea?
> 
> 1. Ron will snarl
> 2. Hermione will moan.
> 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> 7. Draco will sneer.
> 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> 9. Ginny will blush.
> 10. Percy will bluster.
> 11. Snape will snap.
> 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
> 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and Hagrid 
> will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> 17. Neville will forget something.
> 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
> 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> 24. Ron will whine.
> 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is named 
> after his kind)
> 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
> 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* read 
> 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece of 
> information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
> 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the end 
> of term to implement their dastardly plan.
> 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to 
> look twice to believe it.
> 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be 
> instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever 
> survive until book 6" post.
> 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
> 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her 
> glasses.
> 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited voice.
> 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
> 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother, color: 
> maroon
> 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
> 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will 
> somehow manage to pass their exams.
> 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> 59. In addition to point 58, no matter how many questions are 
> answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new questions 
> that wont be answered till book 6.
> 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the 
> Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> 61. Krum will be grumpy
> 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
> 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or 
> liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W. phase 
> (from GoF).
> 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his hut.
> 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what 
> Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to 
> Harry).
> 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly vital 
> information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not being 
> believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he 
> saw/heard)
> 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas 
> holidays.
> 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal best 
> cauldron-melting record.
> 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, reread 
> it 20 times,and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will forget 
> them.)
> 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch, 
> bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er, cholesterol, 
> oh, heck, FAT!
> 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate in 
> a non-biased way
"
> 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured students, 
> will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
> 79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> 80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very important 
> storyline clue
> 81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and 
> the Bloody Baron 
> 82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
> 83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
> 84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
> 85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
> 86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
> 87. Fred and George will scheme.
> 88. Dudley will eat.
> 89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
> 90. Cho will be decent.
> 91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
> 92. The giant squid will float lazily.
> 93. Flitwick will squeak.
> 94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
> 95. Wormtail will tremble.
> 96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank 
> they've done.
> 97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden" 
> Forest yet again.
> 98.  Harry will begin to say Vol- er, sorry, I mean You-Know Who's 
> name, then apologize for doing so. 
> 99.  Draco will be obnoxious on the Hogwarts Express, with Crabbe 
> and Goyle sniggering in the background.
> 100.  Something will smell like cabbage.
> 101.  Professor Binns will drone.
> 102.  There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
> 103.  One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from a 
> mysterious stranger. (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on 
> this 
> one)
> 104. Lucius Malfoy will sneer. 
> 105. Sir Cadogan will challenge someone to a duel!
> 106. Dobby's socks will not match!
> 107. Peeves will throw something at someone
> 108. Peeves will make life misarable for Filtch
> 109. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> 110.  Hermione's hair will be bushy.
> 111.  Mr. Weasly will ask Harry about a muggle appliance, i.e. 
> washing machine, television, plug, etc.
> 112. Dean Thomas will make a display of his artistic prowess.
> 113. Magic will be used at Privet Drive (not necessarily by Harry).
> 114. Harry will make a sarcastic comment at Malfoy which will be 
> lost  on the snobbish brat (O.T.: my favourite line from the third 
> Artemis Fowl book: "the sarcasm made a whistling noise as it flew 
> over Loafer's head").
> 115. Harry will make a selfless heroic act in circumstances which 
> will be  construed by some as anything but selfless or heroic.
> 116. Someone Harry has never met before will cause him 
> embrassment by making a fuss about his scar/his status as the Boy 
> Who lived.
> 117. Ron will say "cool" or "bloody brilliant" at some stage.
> 118. The weather conditions of the journey to Hogwarts will be 
> mentioned  (my bet's on a thunderstorm).
> 119. The passowrd to Dumbledore's office will be some 
> confectionery.
> 120. Someone will flinch at the sound of Voldemort's name and/or 
> insist the speaker  call him "You Know Who" or "He Who Must Not 
> Be Named" 
> 121. The state of Snape's personal hygene will be mentioned 
> 122. McGonagall's lips will go tight 
> 123. HRH will break rules 
> 124. In the same vein as 123...they will wander off and end up 
> getting involved in a near death situation, but won't be in 
trouble. 
> Instead, they will be rewarded (most likely with house points) 
> 125. Fudge will wear a green bowler  
> 126: Also in the same vein as 123 and 124...the trio will solve a 
> mystery that none of the older, more experienced characters could 
> solve...only to get most of it completely wrong in the end.  
> 127. Crabbe and Goyle will stand behind Draco with their arms 
> folded, looking like menacing body guards.  
> 128. Harry will get hurt some how during quidditch.
> 129. Someone we thought was good well end up being bad.
> 130. There will be a new DADA teacher.
> 131. Snape will say something in reference to Harry being famous.
> 132. Hogwarts will have a sorting ceremony.
> 133. Harry and all the Weasly's will be at platform 9 3/4 together.
> 134. Uncle Vernon will send Harry to his room.
> 135. Dudley will steal food from somebody.
> 136. Ron will cast a spell and it will go wrong.
> 137. Peeves will be annoying.
> 138. Hagrid will say (at least once) "Dumbledore, Great man 
> Dumbledore"
> 139. From Valky, Ron and Harry will try to solve a mystery with 
> speculation of someone apparating into Hogwarts.
> 140. And some seventh Grader from Gof will reappear on OOtP 
> because he/she didn't pass.
> 141. We, all, and the Trio will be guilty of fingering the wrong 
> suspect (in the Snape, Krum, Draco vein) 
> 142. Quidditch is back and since Lee May have graduated we 
> will miss his entertaining commentary.( or perhaps hes the 
> returning student who didn't pass.. 
> 143. Harry, Hermione and Ron will be 15.
> 144. HRH will by candy in the Hogwarts Express
> 145. The Candy will be sold by a witch with her trolley
> 146. The first year students will be crossing the lake
> 147. Dumbledore will say a few words before dinner will be served
> 148. There will be somebody missing at the start of the welcoming 
> ceremony
> 149. The Camebridge Cannons (my note: I think you mean Chudley 
> Canons) will be mentioned as Ron's favorite team
> 150. The sorting hat will have a new song
> 151. Harry's glasses will be broken at least once
> 152. Hermione will put her hand up every time a teacher asks a 
> question in class
> 
> And my owns following:
> 153. Crookshanks will be walking with his tail up in the air.
> 154. Ron will be embarrassed about his money situation.
> 155. Hermione will say: "Honestly!"
> 
> Sabrina

Geesh, this list is getting long.  I didn't realize JKR was so 
predictable :)
156.  Bill Weasley will still be cool.
157.  Dumbledore will offer someone muggle sweets.
158.  The Fat Lady will ask for the password.

Jill