TOP 155 GUARANTEED in OOP

[honeycakehorse03]

No: HPFGUIDX 61132

Okay, I know I'm anal-retentive but I couldn't resist putting some 
points people mentioned in here and give it a proper numeration. 
*g* I had to change some number because they were 
doubled/tripled and I put them here the way they turned up in my 
digest... Hope I didn't forget anybody.

What me? Nothing to do? What gave you the idea?

1. Ron will snarl
2. Hermione will moan.
3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
7. Draco will sneer.
8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
9. Ginny will blush.
10. Percy will bluster.
11. Snape will snap.
12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and Hagrid 
will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
15. Harry will be injured in some way.
16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
17. Neville will forget something.
18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
19. Draco will taunt Harry.
20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
22. Hermione will quote a book.
23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
24. Ron will whine.
25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is named 
after his kind)
26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* read 
'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece of 
information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the end 
of term to implement their dastardly plan.
30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to 
look twice to believe it.
31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be 
instantly forgiven by the Trio.
32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever 
survive until book 6" post.
33. Filch will give out detentions.
34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
36. Hermione will keep a secret.
37. Harry will keep a secret.
38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her 
glasses.
45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited voice.
46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother, color: 
maroon
51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will 
somehow manage to pass their exams.
58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
59. In addition to point 58, no matter how many questions are 
answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new questions 
that wont be answered till book 6.
60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the 
Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
61. Krum will be grumpy
62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or 
liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W. phase 
(from GoF).
65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his hut.
66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what 
Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to 
Harry).
67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly vital 
information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not being 
believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he 
saw/heard)
68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas 
holidays.
69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal best 
cauldron-melting record.
70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, reread 
it 20 times,and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
71. Something will be described as "moldy".
72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will forget 
them.)
73. Harry's scar will hurt.
74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch, 
bogeys, earwax, vomit)
75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er, cholesterol, 
oh, heck, FAT!
76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate in 
a non-biased way
"
77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured students, 
will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very important 
storyline clue
81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and 
the Bloody Baron 
82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
87. Fred and George will scheme.
88. Dudley will eat.
89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
90. Cho will be decent.
91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
92. The giant squid will float lazily.
93. Flitwick will squeak.
94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
95. Wormtail will tremble.
96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank 
they've done.
97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden" 
Forest yet again.
98.  Harry will begin to say Vol- er, sorry, I mean You-Know Who's 
name, then apologize for doing so. 
99.  Draco will be obnoxious on the Hogwarts Express, with Crabbe 
and Goyle sniggering in the background.
100.  Something will smell like cabbage.
101.  Professor Binns will drone.
102.  There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
103.  One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from a 
mysterious stranger. (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on 
this 
one)
104. Lucius Malfoy will sneer. 
105. Sir Cadogan will challenge someone to a duel!
106. Dobby's socks will not match!
107. Peeves will throw something at someone
108. Peeves will make life misarable for Filtch
109. Snape's eyes will glitter.
110.  Hermione's hair will be bushy.
111.  Mr. Weasly will ask Harry about a muggle appliance, i.e. 
washing machine, television, plug, etc.
112. Dean Thomas will make a display of his artistic prowess.
113. Magic will be used at Privet Drive (not necessarily by Harry).
114. Harry will make a sarcastic comment at Malfoy which will be 
lost  on the snobbish brat (O.T.: my favourite line from the third 
Artemis Fowl book: "the sarcasm made a whistling noise as it flew 
over Loafer's head").
115. Harry will make a selfless heroic act in circumstances which 
will be  construed by some as anything but selfless or heroic.
116. Someone Harry has never met before will cause him 
embrassment by making a fuss about his scar/his status as the Boy 
Who lived.
117. Ron will say "cool" or "bloody brilliant" at some stage.
118. The weather conditions of the journey to Hogwarts will be 
mentioned  (my bet's on a thunderstorm).
119. The passowrd to Dumbledore's office will be some 
confectionery.
120. Someone will flinch at the sound of Voldemort's name and/or 
insist the speaker  call him "You Know Who" or "He Who Must Not 
Be Named" 
121. The state of Snape's personal hygene will be mentioned 
122. McGonagall's lips will go tight 
123. HRH will break rules 
124. In the same vein as 123...they will wander off and end up 
getting involved in a near death situation, but won't be in trouble. 
Instead, they will be rewarded (most likely with house points) 
125. Fudge will wear a green bowler  
126: Also in the same vein as 123 and 124...the trio will solve a 
mystery that none of the older, more experienced characters could 
solve...only to get most of it completely wrong in the end.  
127. Crabbe and Goyle will stand behind Draco with their arms 
folded, looking like menacing body guards.  
128. Harry will get hurt some how during quidditch.
129. Someone we thought was good well end up being bad.
130. There will be a new DADA teacher.
131. Snape will say something in reference to Harry being famous.
132. Hogwarts will have a sorting ceremony.
133. Harry and all the Weasly's will be at platform 9 3/4 together.
134. Uncle Vernon will send Harry to his room.
135. Dudley will steal food from somebody.
136. Ron will cast a spell and it will go wrong.
137. Peeves will be annoying.
138. Hagrid will say (at least once) "Dumbledore, Great man 
Dumbledore"
139. From Valky, Ron and Harry will try to solve a mystery with 
speculation of someone apparating into Hogwarts.
140. And some seventh Grader from Gof will reappear on OOtP 
because he/she didn't pass.
141. We, all, and the Trio will be guilty of fingering the wrong 
suspect (in the Snape, Krum, Draco vein) 
142. Quidditch is back and since Lee May have graduated we 
will miss his entertaining commentary.( or perhaps hes the 
returning student who didn't pass.. 
143. Harry, Hermione and Ron will be 15.
144. HRH will by candy in the Hogwarts Express
145. The Candy will be sold by a witch with her trolley
146. The first year students will be crossing the lake
147. Dumbledore will say a few words before dinner will be served
148. There will be somebody missing at the start of the welcoming 
ceremony
149. The Camebridge Cannons (my note: I think you mean Chudley 
Canons) will be mentioned as Ron's favorite team
150. The sorting hat will have a new song
151. Harry's glasses will be broken at least once
152. Hermione will put her hand up every time a teacher asks a 
question in class

And my owns following:
153. Crookshanks will be walking with his tail up in the air.
154. Ron will be embarrassed about his money situation.
155. Hermione will say: "Honestly!"

Sabrina