What you WON'T read in OoP

[jenny_ravenclaw]

No: HPFGUIDX 61154

Dammit, dammit!  I messed up the numbers!  Let me fix that and add a 
bit:
> 
> 125. "I've had it trying to be Lord Voldemort.  I'm going to work 
for 
> someone truly evil: Martha Stewart!"
> 126. "Uncle Vernon - did you know that if you go all the way to the 
> back of the cupboard under the stairs, there's no wall and it turns 
> into a winter wonderland?"
> 127. "Harry, I thought I was through having crushes on teachers 
afterLockhart but I'm finding myself more and more attracted to 
Professor Snape."
> 128. "I've had it with you picking on me and my toad, Professor 
Snape! I'm getting Buffy the Vampire Slayer to kick your ass!">

and

129. "Ron, you're my best friend and all, but I think I want to dye my 
hair blond because I really want to be more like Draco."
130. "Class, from this day on, don't call me Professor MacGonagall.  
Call me Minnie!"
131. "Harry, I'm so glad you're my cousin.  Will you teach me some 
magic?"
 
--jenny from ravenclaw ******************************