What you WON'T read in OoP

[jenny_ravenclaw]

No: HPFGUIDX 61152

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jgabriel66" <jgabriel66 at y...> 
wrote:

> 104. Hagrid: "Harry - yer a bastard."
and
> 108. Hermione wearing a t-shirt that says: "Mudbloods like it 
dirty.">

Those two made me laugh out loud - and I'm sitting here by myself.

Here are mine:

109. "I've had it trying to be Lord Voldemort.  I'm going to work for 
someone truly evil: Martha Stewart!"
110. "Uncle Vernon - did you know that if you go all the way to the 
back of the cupboard under the stairs, there's no wall and it turns 
into a winter wonderland?"
111. "Harry, I thought I was through having crushes on teachers after 
Lockhart but I'm finding myself more and more attracted to Professor 
Snape."
112. "I've had it with you picking on me and my toad, Professor Snape!  
I'm getting Buffy the Vampire Slayer to kick your ass!"

Can't think of any more right now.

--jenny from ravenclaw **************************************