Things you WON'T hear in OoP

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No: HPFGUIDX 61227

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Rebecca Sylvester
<gypseelynn at y...> wrote:
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> 
> dally1025 <dally_1025 at h...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jdr0918" <jdr0918 at h...> wrote:
> > The Sergeant Majorette says:
> > 188. Dudley: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
> > 189. Dumbledore: "You again, Potter? Get a job."
> > 190. Draco: "Can't we all just get along?"
> > 191. McGonagall: "Hey, Severus! C'mere, boy, let me bite your neck!"
> > 192. Hermione: "Let's ditch Transfiguration and go sniff glue."
> > 193. Arthur: "Screw SCSI, you've got USB on board...so hack the 
> > registry, what are you, some kind of MAC wuss?"
> > 194. Snape: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
> > --JDR
> 
> 195.  Neville:  "Hey you guys"
> 196.  Snape:  "I tippy tippy tip toe through the tulips."
> 197.  Fleur:  "Ron, you aren't my type, I decided to marry Pepe lePew"
> 198.  Neville:  "Hermione, you know you have to put the boomslang 
> skin in before the flobberworm mucous for the potion to work right."
> 
> "dally1025"
> 
> 199. Lucius: "Draco, I know you work hard at school, and I'm proud
of what you've accomplished so far, but I think that maybe if you talk
to Hermione she might be able to give you some valuable tips."
> 
> 200. Snape: "Harry, it's true, Lili and I were lovers.  I'm your
true father Harry, that's why she was killed..."
> 
> 201. Harry: "Stop picking on Dudley!! He's a good kid, he's just
misunderstood."
> 
> 202. Hermione: "Would someone get a house elf in here to clean this
mess up!!"

203. Nearly Headless Nick: "Oh, this business with the Headless Hunt
is really overrated, you know..."
204. Cho Chang: "Cedric and I were just friends, Harry."

Alshain the "Increasingly-more-worried-about-her-favourite-characters"