Things you WON'T hear in OoP

[berkana123]

No: HPFGUIDX 61253

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "alshainofthenorth" 
<alshainofthenorth at y...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Rebecca Sylvester
> <gypseelynn at y...> wrote:
> > 
> > 
> > dally1025 <dally_1025 at h...> wrote:
> > --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jdr0918" <jdr0918 at h...> 
wrote:
> > > The Sergeant Majorette says:
> > > 188. Dudley: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
> > > 189. Dumbledore: "You again, Potter? Get a job."
> > > 190. Draco: "Can't we all just get along?"
> > > 191. McGonagall: "Hey, Severus! C'mere, boy, let me bite your 
neck!"
> > > 192. Hermione: "Let's ditch Transfiguration and go sniff glue."
> > > 193. Arthur: "Screw SCSI, you've got USB on board...so hack 
the 
> > > registry, what are you, some kind of MAC wuss?"
> > > 194. Snape: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
> > > --JDR
> > 
> > 195.  Neville:  "Hey you guys"
> > 196.  Snape:  "I tippy tippy tip toe through the tulips."
> > 197.  Fleur:  "Ron, you aren't my type, I decided to marry Pepe 
lePew"
> > 198.  Neville:  "Hermione, you know you have to put the 
boomslang 
> > skin in before the flobberworm mucous for the potion to work 
right."
> > 
> > "dally1025"
> > 
> > 199. Lucius: "Draco, I know you work hard at school, and I'm 
proud
> of what you've accomplished so far, but I think that maybe if you 
talk
> to Hermione she might be able to give you some valuable tips."
> > 
> > 200. Snape: "Harry, it's true, Lili and I were lovers.  I'm your
> true father Harry, that's why she was killed..."
> > 
> > 201. Harry: "Stop picking on Dudley!! He's a good kid, he's just
> misunderstood."
> > 
> > 202. Hermione: "Would someone get a house elf in here to clean 
this
> mess up!!"
> 
> 203. Nearly Headless Nick: "Oh, this business with the Headless 
Hunt
> is really overrated, you know..."
> 204. Cho Chang: "Cedric and I were just friends, Harry."
> 
> Alshain the "Increasingly-more-worried-about-her-favourite-
characters"
..........................
205-Draco-"Oh Please Ron just one Knut...I promise to pay you back"
206-Harry"Damn Ron, you must tell your mum to start selling these 
fantastic jumpers."
207-Snape-"Potter, can you please inform me of where Dobby buys his 
clothes...That tea cosie on his head is to die for."
208-Dobby "Clean your own bed..what do I look like , a bloody house 
elf."
209-Fleur-"Why am I so ugly?"
210-Lucius "My son, you are like a true blessing upon my heart."
211-Draco "Harry, do you mind if i waer your glasses for a 
second..My eyes are a bit blurred."
212-Snape "Oh welcome, welcome class, it is so nice to have you all 
back. Did you all have a great holiday?...Neville, tell your 
grandmother thankyou for the cakes."
213-Hagrid-"A dragon AHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
214-Ron "Well these shoes cost my parents 4 galleons and 1 
sickle...No more hand me downs for me."
215-Fred and George "We are not jokers. We take our school work very 
seriously. Now get back to your studying...Ron"
216-Sirius "A dog? wait, I wanted to change into a sleek black sexy 
cat...Not a stinking dog....Ah crap."
217-Hermione "Come on Millicent, just squeeze your tummy in 
tighter.Then my skirt will fit you."

Well thats all from me


joanna