[HPforGrownups] Re: Things you WON'T hear in OoP

[IAmLordCassandra at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 61249

In a message dated 6/20/2003 7:56:19 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
alshainofthenorth at yahoo.co.uk writes:


> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Rebecca Sylvester
> <gypseelynn at y...> wrote:
> > 
> > 
> > dally1025 <dally_1025 at h...> wrote:
> > --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jdr0918" <jdr0918 at h...> wrote:
> > > The Sergeant Majorette says:
> > > 188. Dudley: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
> > > 189. Dumbledore: "You again, Potter? Get a job."
> > > 190. Draco: "Can't we all just get along?"
> > > 191. McGonagall: "Hey, Severus! C'mere, boy, let me bite your neck!"
> > > 192. Hermione: "Let's ditch Transfiguration and go sniff glue."
> > > 193. Arthur: "Screw SCSI, you've got USB on board...so hack the 
> > > registry, what are you, some kind of MAC wuss?"
> > > 194. Snape: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
> > > --JDR
> > 
> > 195.  Neville:  "Hey you guys"
> > 196.  Snape:  "I tippy tippy tip toe through the tulips."
> > 197.  Fleur:  "Ron, you aren't my type, I decided to marry Pepe lePew"
> > 198.  Neville:  "Hermione, you know you have to put the boomslang 
> > skin in before the flobberworm mucous for the potion to work right."
> > 
> > "dally1025"
> > 
> > 199. Lucius: "Draco, I know you work hard at school, and I'm proud
> of what you've accomplished so far, but I think that maybe if you talk
> to Hermione she might be able to give you some valuable tips."
> > 
> > 200. Snape: "Harry, it's true, Lili and I were lovers.  I'm your
> true father Harry, that's why she was killed..."
> > 
> > 201. Harry: "Stop picking on Dudley!! He's a good kid, he's just
> misunderstood."
> > 
> > 202. Hermione: "Would someone get a house elf in here to clean this
> mess up!!"
> 
> 203. Nearly Headless Nick: "Oh, this business with the Headless Hunt
> is really overrated, you know..."
> 204. Cho Chang: "Cedric and I were just friends, Harry."

205. Harry: "Hey, Hermione?" 
        Hermione: "Yes?" 
        Harry: "Remember that time you, me, and Ron went into the Forbidden 
Forest with Hagrid and Malfoy in our first year?" 
        Hermione: "Ermm...actually, it was you, me, and NEVILLE" 
        Harry: "No, it wasn't. Remember, we were in Hagrid's hutt and Malfoy 
saw us and Norbert and went to get McGonagall. Then she caught us in the hall 
when we were comming back. Then she gave all of us detention...including 
Malfoy because he was up and out after hours. The look on his face was priceless! 
Don't tell me you've forgotten..." 
       Hermione: "Are you Ok, Harry? First off...we got caught by Flich when 
we were smuggling Norbert up to the highest tower for Ron's brother, Charlie, 
to take. Then we left the invisiblity cloak there and..." 
      Harry: "No, we didn't. Dumbledore took Norbert off to Romania to live 
in a colony." 
      Seamus: "What's up?" 
      Hermione: "Harry's gone mad."  
      Harry: "Hey, Seamus! Blow anything up today?" 
      
206. Dumbledore: Ah! There you are, Severus! I've decided that this school 
need a Sex-ed course...and that you're the perfect candidate to teach it!   

207: *******CENSORED*********

~Cassie~ 


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