Things you WON'T hear in OoP

[karenkyla3]

No: HPFGUIDX 61368


> I only read the second 100 or so, so I'm hoping this doesn't mimic 
> any of the first 100, but these are ones I came up with!
> Mine:  
> 218. Hagrid:  "Another errand?  Tell Dumbledore he can kiss my 
butt."
> 219. Lucius:  "Arthur, why don't you bring the family down to our 
> place for a good old-fashioned cookout this weekend?"  
> 220. Ron:  "Does Hermione's little Crookie-shanks want some tuna?  
> yum yum!  Here ya go..."
> 221. Dumbledore:  "Before we get started, i need to freshen up with 
a 
> quick haircut and a shave."  
> 222. Dumbledore:  "These new Acuvue Contact Lenses are great!"
> 223. Molly:  "I don't think Harry's a very good influence on you 
Ron 
> dear, so I'm sorry but we're going to have to ground you from 
seeing 
> him.  Wait, George!  Can I have another one of those fake wands?  
> Those crack me up!"
> 224. Hermione:  "Maybe he got into Hogwarts by apparating."  
> 225.  Arthur: "No, I meant I collect HAIR plugs!" 
> 226. Harry:  "Mmm, Hagrid.  That was excellent.  My compliments to 
> the chef!"
> 227.  Ron:  "What is it Fang huh?  What is it boy?  Is Harry in 
> trouble?  You'll take me there?  Okay, lead the way!" 
> 228. Ginny:  "Harry, I want you.  Take me now."

Okay, and yet a few more:

229.  Sirius:  "Hey Snape, now that Harry's living with me, do you 
think you could babysit for me sometimes?"
230. The Sorting Hat:  "Wait, you don't belong here!  Get out of 
here!  Leave!  Now!"  
231. Malfoy:  "Crabbe, you follow me.  Goyle, stay here."

Okay, well I'm off to my pre-release party and HP bliss!  Wish you 
all the best reading!
Stac