[HPforGrownups] Re: OoP: JKR interview

[Helen R. Granberry]

No: HPFGUIDX 61351


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The Sergeant Majorette says:
JKR has dropped hints that a: her Christian faith will come into play 
and b: Harry may not survive the series.
Now, this is the very sort of overanalysis that I think is icky, but 
it looks increasingly like Harry is a Christ-figure who has to die in 
the end. That leaves you Ron as St. Peter/new Dumbledore, Hermione as 
the Mary (Madonna, Magdalene -- what ever happened to those gals 
anyway?)and Draco Redeemed as St. Paul.
I reiterate, ick. I hope I'm wrong.
--JDR (PARRY: Potterica-A Really Ripping Yarn)

Ok... here it is, the Harry Potter Unified Theory..

Dumbledore is really old!Ron... which totally explains MAGIC DISHWASHER.
Ron/DD worked with Flamel on the Philosopher's Stone to ensure
Stoned!Harry in order to defeat Voldemort. Where does this leave
Hermione? Shipped with Neville, obviously :D


Of course, this means Harry will probably die in the end... which I just
can't take *sob*