OotP: A word I noticed

[Marie Jadewalker]

No: HPFGUIDX 62997

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Eric Oppen" <oppen at m...> wrote:
> First, the obligatory spoiler space..
> I
> spoil,
> thou
> spoilest,
> he
> she
> or
> it
> spoileth,
> we
> spoil,
> ye
> spoil,
> they
> spoil,
> exeunt
> omnes
> bearing 
> spoilers
> alarums
> and
> excursions
> (Can you tell I loved studying Shakespeare and his times?)

<snip>
> 
> And I think I know what they could do to V'mort that would be worse 
than death:
> 
> Lord Voldemort stirred, feeling his head.  _What in Merlin's name 
was I DRINKING last night?  These Dark Revels are getting to be too 
much for me..._ he thought.  Then he noticed that he wasn't alone in 
bed.  
> 
> As he looked to see who or what was in there, Dolores Umbridge sat 
up, giving him a melting look.  "Oh, Lord, last night was 
_sensational!_ It was so romantic of you to insist that we run away 
and elope together!  Tell me, darling, was it good for you, too?  And 
what do you think we should name the first baby?"  She held up her 
hand, and Voldemort recognized the ring on the third finger of her 
left hand as the one he had always worn.  Dolores sighed.  "Mrs. 
Voldemort.  Lady Voldemort.  It still hardly seems real.  All that 
passion...who'd have thought you were good for so many times in just 
one night?"  
> 
> 
> The scream alone would be SOOOO worth it...*evil sadistic laughter*
> But if I made this happen, I'd probably have _Dumbledore_ out to 
lynch me..."He's _only_ Voldemort!  How could you do such a thing to 
my poor little ex-pupil?"
> 
> 
> --Eric, who would probably want to claw his eyes out if he ever saw 
Umbridge without her clothes...

I loved your analysis of Wizengamot, but the thought of Voldemort 
married to Umbridge had me dying with laughter.  Her little "Hem, 
hem"s made me want to scream.  She is definitely a sadist, but 
marriage to her would still be a fate worse than death.  

~Marie, who is lucky she wasn't eating or drinking when she read that 
post.