OotP: Filk: Springtime...

[David Paterson]

No: HPFGUIDX 63606

What's most eerie is just how litle tweaking the lyrics required...

The scene: a dark theatre stage.  As the lights come up, a small 
group of dark wizards come out.

(to the tune of "Springtime for Hitler" by Mel Brooks, from The 
Producers)


Springtime for Slytherin

The wizard world was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where, Oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me.
And now it's..

Springtime for Slyth'rin and Voldemort
Riddle is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race

Springtime for Slyth'rin and Voldemort
Winter for Muggles and Squibs
Springtime for Slyth'rin and Voldemort
Come on, Wizards, go into your dance

I was born with pure-blood flair, and that is why I'm called McNair
Don't be a chaser, be a beater, come and be Voldie's Death Eater

Springtime for Slyth'rin and Voldemort
The dark mark's a fun lark today
Bad omens in the skies again
Curses are on the rise again

Springtime for Slyth'rin and Voldemort
Owls are flying once more

Springtime for Slyth'rin and Voldemort
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to WAR!