Horrific Crossover Theory

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I have extensively studied (flicked through) the Harry Potter books 
and have come to a most startling conclusion. I believe that Harry 
Potter is actually just another version of the Matrix. The 'Magic' 
used by members of the wizarding world is merely the way the matrix 
has been warped by those who can do so. As such, I believe that 
Harry Potter is the new 'The One', which is the remainder of an 
insanely complex mathematical algorithm that constitutes the very 
structure of the imperfect Matrix. Obviously, after Neo wrecked the 
Matrix in Matrix: Reloaded, the architect decided to try something 
different as a control mechanism. Instead of Zion, I think he has 
decided to allow those 'enlightened hackers' to continue living 
within a sub-realm of the Matrix, believing that they are actually 
wizards. Thus, I believe that Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters 
are actually the new agents, with Voldy himself being some updated 
and patched version of Agent Smith.

Therefore, drawing from my highly convulted and idiotic explanation, 
I can predict the storylines for the next Harry Potter books.

Book 6: Harry Potter goes off in a journey to find the 
oracle...yadda yadda.. <insert Matrix: Reloaded story in here, 
replacing all instances of Neo with Harry Potter, Trinity with 
Hermione and Morpheus with Dumbly-Dork>...yadda yadda...

Book 7: Haven't watched Revolutions yet, but I'm sure the stories 
will be similiar...<Everyone becomes Voldemort...mmm>

Muahahah...I shall now end this useless waste of bandwidth and 
server space. Ahahah... Muahahah... Actually I'm just too free...and 
I need to know whether my last post got through..

Sincerely,

I Love Voldemort.