OOP TBAY: Who's left?

[Serena Moonsilver]

No: HPFGUIDX 64553

Serena walks by and sits down next to Star Opal, carrying her basket 
full of rootbeer, copies of cannon, a notebook, and now a couple of 
thongs.

"Awful isn't it?" Serena says, surveying the damage.

Star Opal sobs, "It's just all so confusing!"

"Oh, I meant all these Sexy Rookwood thongs.  Keep finding them 
dumped all over the place.  But yeah, TBAY is definitely in chaos 
right now." says Serena, "I entered TBAY just before OotP came out 
and now its all changed on me.  It is VERY confusing.  Don't worry 
things will settle down some, I'm sure."

"Really?"

"Really," Serena replies, though she isn't too sure.  She quickly 
changes the subject, "What do you have there?"

Star Opal immediatley perks up and holds up the cork, "See, it's 
still afloat.  Miranda Goshawk will one day be the new DADA teacher!"

"Ummm...if you say so," Serena mutters.

"What?" Star Opal says, "You don't think so?"

"Well, it's just that so far, the DADA teachers...er...we really 
don't hear about them til they take the post--Lockhart, Lupin, Moody, 
Umbridge--they're names don't come up until they become DADA teacher 
do they?"

"Lockhart!" Star Opal says triumphantly, "He's mentioned before he 
becomes DADA!"

"Yes, but it's in the same book he becomes teacher," Serena replies.

"But..."

"Look, I'm saying it's possible, just doesn't seem likely to me," 
Serena replies, "Look at this way, it's way more probable than some 
of the theories I've come up with.  Look at the one about Harry 
getting kicked off the Qudditch team!"

"But he did get kicked off the Qudditch team!" cries Star Opal.

"Oh, bad example," Serena says, "Well how about Evil! Hermione."

"Evil?  Hermione?"

"Well, we don't have to get into that now," Serena says 
hastily, "Let's wait for the waters in TBAY to calm down a bit.  I 
know, let's go see if George's is still open.  I'll buy you a 
rootbeer."