OOP TBAY: Who's left?

[Star Opal]

No: HPFGUIDX 64494

A red head sits, wide eyed, on the hurricane ravaged shore of the Bay - in 
her left hand a copy of OotP, her right clutched around a mysterious item, 
and lap covered in various pamphlets. She rocks mumbling, "So many posts... 
So many posts!"

Looking dazedly at the pamphlets - one has a picture of a wizard shaking his 
head on the front, *U.S.S. SAD DENIAL, 'No body, no deady!'*... Another with 
a strangely plastic looking Snape, *SILK SHIRTS, 'it still floats!'*... *R/H 
its still works - no diprovedness!*... *H/H still a possibility - lacks 
diprovedation!*... *ESE!Lupin - To unemotional to be true.*... *LOLLIPOPS 
'That awful boy'*... *Big Bang - Aha! Join now or face the consequences!* 
This one has a surly woman with a large paddle over her shoulder looking up 
at the reader threateningly.

Star Opal begins sobbing, "I'm so confused! I didn't even understand them 
all before. Who's still afloat? Is George still around, is he all right? 
Someone please tell me!"

Looking down into her right hand she begins to laugh, "At least I know one 
theory is still okay..." Victoriously she thrusts her hand to the air, now 
revealing a cork. "Its not disproved! It still floats!"  Pulling the book 
towards her, she begins to quote,

"'Only two new ones,' he said, reading the list. "The Standard Book of 
Spells, Grade 5, by Miranda Goshawk...'" - ch 9 pg 160 US

"She's mentioned again! She must be Someone, she must! The DADA position is 
open again OR perhaps the next victim will be Flitwick!"

Star Opal
who admits to taking liberties with some of TBAY theorists' reading 
materials and would really like to know who is still sea worthy as she is 
honestly confused

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