OoP: Reassessing the babe list

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 64969

Remember a couple months back, Ersatz Harry and me and a couple of other 
guys, in response to all the estrogen flowing around about Snape and Sirius 
and Lupin, came up with a list of babes?

Time to reassess, given the new characters and what happened in OoP;

Number one on all of our charts was Madame Rosmerta, but she got NO page 
time, that I can recall, in OoP. 

I don't care, she's still a curvy bartender and still number one! BRING BACK 
ROSMERTA!

Climbing on the charts (not meant to be in order)

Bellatrix Lestrange:  Rrrrrrow! Wow, what a woman! One can just hear her 
saying, "If I don't get it tonight, I will KILL you!"

Ginny Weasley:  Wow, little sister did some growing up! Sassy, smart, second 
only to Harry among the kids in dealings with V-Mort. 

Prof. McGonagall: Oh yeah, chick got some rebel in her with the attitude 
toward Umbridge.

Tonks: Not really into punk as a look, but gotta like a girl that can change her 
appearance like that and sass Moody like she does.

Hermione: Hard to rank her higher than before, but the hair is getting bushier 
and the teeth are fixed and she's still got the right attitude.

Lily: A little bossy, but hey, anyone with green eyes gets at least two bad 
character traits forgiven in my book.

Petunia: Whoa, girl's got some sensitivity to her.

Falling on the charts:

Cho Chang: Oh. My. God. Will. You. Shut. Up. With. Your. Stupid. Whining. 
PLEASE!

Molly: I may never forgive her for that crack about Azkaban to Sirius. Take 
your motherliness and stick it, woman.

Lavender and Parvati: Never high on my list to begin with. But they did 
nothing to help Harry, a fellow Gryff. 

Pansy: Anyone that finds Draco attractive deserves to get kicked to the curb 
when the little brat tires of her.

Narcissa: Man, I had hopes for this girl. But she turned on my boy Sirius.

Angelina: Still very high for the Sporty Spice vibe, but man, she got all 
shrewish in OoP.

Don't even mention it again list:

Dolores Umbridge: Ugh, the thought makes me shrivel like a stack of dimes.

Darrin
-- 100 percent, grade A, testosterone.