OoP: Reassessing the babe list

[tristan_ana2004]

No: HPFGUIDX 65020

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "darrin_burnett" <bard7696 at a...>
wrote:
> Remember a couple months back, Ersatz Harry and me and a couple of
other 
> guys, in response to all the estrogen flowing around about Snape and
Sirius 
> and Lupin, came up with a list of babes?
> 
> Time to reassess, given the new characters and what happened in OoP;
> 
> Number one on all of our charts was Madame Rosmerta, but she got NO
page 
> time, that I can recall, in OoP. 
> 
> I don't care, she's still a curvy bartender and still number one!
BRING BACK 
> ROSMERTA!
> 
> Climbing on the charts (not meant to be in order)
> 
> Bellatrix Lestrange:  Rrrrrrow! Wow, what a woman! One can just hear
her 
> saying, "If I don't get it tonight, I will KILL you!"
> 
> Ginny Weasley:  Wow, little sister did some growing up! Sassy,
smart, second 
> only to Harry among the kids in dealings with V-Mort. 
> 
> Prof. McGonagall: Oh yeah, chick got some rebel in her with the
attitude 
> toward Umbridge.
> 
> Tonks: Not really into punk as a look, but gotta like a girl that
can change her 
> appearance like that and sass Moody like she does.
> 
> Hermione: Hard to rank her higher than before, but the hair is
getting bushier 
> and the teeth are fixed and she's still got the right attitude.
> 
> Lily: A little bossy, but hey, anyone with green eyes gets at least
two bad 
> character traits forgiven in my book.
> 
> Petunia: Whoa, girl's got some sensitivity to her.
> 
> Falling on the charts:
> 
> Cho Chang: Oh. My. God. Will. You. Shut. Up. With. Your. Stupid.
Whining. 
> PLEASE!
> 
> Molly: I may never forgive her for that crack about Azkaban to
Sirius. Take 
> your motherliness and stick it, woman.
> 
> Lavender and Parvati: Never high on my list to begin with. But they did 
> nothing to help Harry, a fellow Gryff. 
> 
> Pansy: Anyone that finds Draco attractive deserves to get kicked to
the curb 
> when the little brat tires of her.
> 
> Narcissa: Man, I had hopes for this girl. But she turned on my boy
Sirius.
> 
> Angelina: Still very high for the Sporty Spice vibe, but man, she
got all 
> shrewish in OoP.
> 
> Don't even mention it again list:
> 
> Dolores Umbridge: Ugh, the thought makes me shrivel like a stack of
dimes.
> 
> Darrin
> -- 100 percent, grade A, testosterone.

Hey, what about Luna Lovegood?  She doesn't whine, kicked DE butt
(outlasted everyone except Harry and Neville at the finale), believes
everything Harry says, laughs at Ron's stupid jokes and wore a
gigantic Gryffindor's hat on her head at a sporting event.  I'm
telling you -- she's the one for Harry!

Ana T