OoP: Reassessing the babe list

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No: HPFGUIDX 65032

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "tristan_ana2004" 
<tristan_ana at h...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "darrin_burnett" 
<bard7696 at a...>
> wrote:
> > Remember a couple months back, Ersatz Harry and me and a couple of
> other 
> > guys, in response to all the estrogen flowing around about Snape 
and
> Sirius 
> > and Lupin, came up with a list of babes?
> > 
> > Time to reassess, given the new characters and what happened in 
OoP;
> > 
> > Number one on all of our charts was Madame Rosmerta, but she got 
NO
> page 
> > time, that I can recall, in OoP. 
> > 
> > I don't care, she's still a curvy bartender and still number one!
> BRING BACK 
> > ROSMERTA!
> > 
> > Climbing on the charts (not meant to be in order)
> > 
> > Bellatrix Lestrange:  Rrrrrrow! Wow, what a woman! One can just 
hear
> her 
> > saying, "If I don't get it tonight, I will KILL you!"
> > 
> > Ginny Weasley:  Wow, little sister did some growing up! Sassy,
> smart, second 
> > only to Harry among the kids in dealings with V-Mort. 
> > 
> > Prof. McGonagall: Oh yeah, chick got some rebel in her with the
> attitude 
> > toward Umbridge.
> > 
> > Tonks: Not really into punk as a look, but gotta like a girl that
> can change her 
> > appearance like that and sass Moody like she does.
> > 
> > Hermione: Hard to rank her higher than before, but the hair is
> getting bushier 
> > and the teeth are fixed and she's still got the right attitude.
> > 
> > Lily: A little bossy, but hey, anyone with green eyes gets at 
least
> two bad 
> > character traits forgiven in my book.
> > 
> > Petunia: Whoa, girl's got some sensitivity to her.
> > 
> > Falling on the charts:
> > 
> > Cho Chang: Oh. My. God. Will. You. Shut. Up. With. Your. Stupid.
> Whining. 
> > PLEASE!
> > 
> > Molly: I may never forgive her for that crack about Azkaban to
> Sirius. Take 
> > your motherliness and stick it, woman.
> > 
> > Lavender and Parvati: Never high on my list to begin with. But 
they did 
> > nothing to help Harry, a fellow Gryff. 
> > 
> > Pansy: Anyone that finds Draco attractive deserves to get kicked 
to
> the curb 
> > when the little brat tires of her.
> > 
> > Narcissa: Man, I had hopes for this girl. But she turned on my boy
> Sirius.
> > 
> > Angelina: Still very high for the Sporty Spice vibe, but man, she
> got all 
> > shrewish in OoP.
> > 
> > Don't even mention it again list:
> > 
> > Dolores Umbridge: Ugh, the thought makes me shrivel like a stack 
of
> dimes.
> > 
> > Darrin
> > -- 100 percent, grade A, testosterone.
> 
> Hey, what about Luna Lovegood?  She doesn't whine, kicked DE butt
> (outlasted everyone except Harry and Neville at the finale), 
believes
> everything Harry says, laughs at Ron's stupid jokes and wore a
> gigantic Gryffindor's hat on her head at a sporting event.  I'm
> telling you -- she's the one for Harry!
> 
> Ana T

GASP:
No wasy Luna is the one for Harry..Its Ginny Weasly.  Luna and 
Neville.
fhm