OOP: The First Filk?

[Eric Oppen]

No: HPFGUIDX 65266

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Well, this is (I think) the first OOP filk.  

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Hogwarts Rebellion Song

by Eric Oppen

(ttto Bless 'Em All)

Oh, she came to the school, she was sent by a fool,
She thought she'd supplant Dumbledore,
But she did so much wrong, (that's the theme of this song)
That the school's now rebelling and more!

Chuck her out!  Chuck her out!
We don't want Dolores about!
McGonagall acts just like Peeves is her pal,
We won't give up till we're rid of this gal!
And we're all trying to chuck her out,
We don't care how much she can shout!
We each play a prank, my, those Dungbombs sure stank,
We'll not stop until she's chucked out!

She first got a nudge from old Minister Fudge,
To teach us Defense Against Dark Arts,
She just had us read, when the thing that we need
Is to practice all of the hard parts!

Chuck her out!  Chuck her out!
We don't want Dolores about!
Hogwarts does not need an Inquisitor,
She'll make us write lines in blood nevermore!
And we're all trying to chuck her out,
We love to see her scream and pout,
Each wizard and witch would get rid of that bitch,
We'll not stop until she's chucked out!

It was a dark hour when they gave her power
To see how the teachers would teach,
To see whom she'd sack she went on the attack
With "hem hems" peppering her speech!

Chuck her out!  Chuck her out!
We don't want Dolores about!
She's not quite as evil as Lord Voldemort
But that doesn't mean we want her any more!
And we're all trying to force her out,
We'd bust her one right in the snout,
The Weasleys were right and we'll join in the fight
We'll not stop until she's chucked out!

She went after scrawny Professor Trelawney
And rattled the poor dear but good,
And she tried to get rid of Rubeus Hagrid,
But then she was lured to the wood!

Chuck her out!  Chuck her out!
We don't want Dolores about!
Huffles, and Gryffies, and Ravens unite,
She's going to know that she's been in a fight!
And we're all trying to force her out,
We don't care if she does have clout,
We're on the attack until Dumbledore's back
We'll not stop until she's chucked out!











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