OoP: Reassessing the Dead Sexy Blokes list

[rachelbeth007]

No: HPFGUIDX 65423

This is too hilarious for me not to join in the fun.

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Ala VH1's "I Love the 80s", I give you the Harry Potter Hunks of 1995-96.

Kinglsey Shacklebolt: Tall, Dark, and Handsome Hunk

Sirius Black: Dearly Departed Hunk

Remus Lupin: Heartbroken Hunk

Fred & George Weasley: Going Out In Style Hunks

James Potter: Bullying Toerag Hunk

Harry Potter: Hulk-like Hunk (in temperament)

Bill Weasley: You Can Give Me Private Lessons Anytime Hunk

Charlie Weasley: Will You Please Come Back From Romania Hunk

Dumbledore: Old But Agile Hunk
 
Hunks in the Making:
Ron Weasley: Quidditch Star Hunk

Neville Longbotton: Mimbulus Mimbletonia Hunk

The Opposite of Hunk:
Young Severus Snape: Greying Underpants? Sick.

Lucuius Malfoy: Prison Uniforms Flatter No One

Draco Malfoy:  Rolf Gruber of Hogwarts

Cornelius Fudge: Remove Head From...

Percy Weasley: You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself

Michael Corner: You and the Hosepipe Deserve One Another

Zacharias Smith: Shut Your Trap

Voldemort: A Second Coming Does Not a Hunk Make

Rachel :)
Who just might have to do a Babes of HP list...