OoP: Reassessing the Dead Sexy Blokes list

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 65427

Rachel:

> Who just might have to do a Babes of HP list...

Not if I get there first ;) (But, GREAT idea)

Ladies and gentlemen, I, Darrin Burnett, give you, the babes of OoP:

1) Madame Rosmerta. Who Cares if She isn't in the Book Babe

2) Fleur. Who Cares if She isn't in the Book Babe II

3) Ginny Weasley. Little Sister Growed Up! Babe

4) Bellatrix Lestrange. Scared Me Silly Babe

5) Hermione Granger. Bushy-Haired Babe

6) Angelina Johnson. A Little Whiny, But Still Hot Babe

7) Lily Evans. Defender Babe

8) Luna Lovegood. Odd Babe

9) Tonks. Never Takes More Than 10 Seconds to Get Ready Babe

10) Arabella Figg. Squib Babe

And, the Skanks of OoP:

1) Dolores Umbridge. Sadistic Skank

2) Petunia Dursley. Maybe Not So Bad Skank

3) Molly Weasley. Shut Your Yap Skank

4) Cho Chang. Whiny High-Maintenance Skank

5) Lavender and Parvati. Can't Tell Them Apart Gossipy Skanks

6) Pansy Parkinson. Prefect Skank.

7) Marietta. Stab-you-in-the-back Skank.

8) Aunt Marge. Forever on the Skank List, even if she never returns 
Skank.

9) Narcissa Malfoy. Married a Dick and Raised a Jerk Skank.

10) Sirius' Mom. Shut Your Yap Skank II

And there you have it, the Babes and Skanks of OoP, and I ought to 
know.

Darrin
-- The I Love the 80s show is the greatest television in the history 
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