OoP: Reassessing the Dead Sexy Blokes list

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No: HPFGUIDX 65484

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "darrin_burnett" <> Ladies and 
gentlemen, I, Darrin Burnett, give you, the babes of OoP:
> 
> 1) Madame Rosmerta. Who Cares if She isn't in the Book Babe
> 
> 2) Fleur. Who Cares if She isn't in the Book Babe II
> 
> 3) Ginny Weasley. Little Sister Growed Up! Babe
> 
> 4) Bellatrix Lestrange. Scared Me Silly Babe
> 
> 5) Hermione Granger. Bushy-Haired Babe
> 
> 6) Angelina Johnson. A Little Whiny, But Still Hot Babe
> 
> 7) Lily Evans. Defender Babe
> 
> 8) Luna Lovegood. Odd Babe
> 
> 9) Tonks. Never Takes More Than 10 Seconds to Get Ready Babe
> 
> 10) Arabella Figg. Squib Babe
> 
> And, the Skanks of OoP:
> 
> 1) Dolores Umbridge. Sadistic Skank
> 
> 2) Petunia Dursley. Maybe Not So Bad Skank
> 
> 3) Molly Weasley. Shut Your Yap Skank
> 
> 4) Cho Chang. Whiny High-Maintenance Skank
> 
> 5) Lavender and Parvati. Can't Tell Them Apart Gossipy Skanks
> 
> 6) Pansy Parkinson. Prefect Skank.
> 
> 7) Marietta. Stab-you-in-the-back Skank.
> 
> 8) Aunt Marge. Forever on the Skank List, even if she never returns 
> Skank.
> 
> 9) Narcissa Malfoy. Married a Dick and Raised a Jerk Skank.
> 
> 10) Sirius' Mom. Shut Your Yap Skank II
> 
> And there you have it, the Babes and Skanks of OoP, and I ought to 
> know.
> 
> Darrin
> -- The I Love the 80s show is the greatest television in the 
history 
> of the world.

Additional Comment:
Ok we know the babes and stud-muffins of the WW.  Now Molly Weasly a 
shank.  Honey, she and hubby have 7 kids.  I dont think they get/got 
much sleep at night, know what I mean?? So lets here Mr and Mrs 
Weasley!
fhm